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  On 8/24/2023 at 1:20 AM, SIOUXFAN97 said:

so the new union now has new robots to deliver chick fil a and whatnot around campus....kinda cool

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To my seats in REA during period breaks? 
Or would the ground robot have to hand off to an aerial drone to deal with steps. :huh:

:D 

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  On 8/24/2023 at 12:11 PM, The Sicatoka said:

To my seats in REA during period breaks? 
Or would the ground robot have to hand off to an aerial drone to deal with steps. :huh:

:D 

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In a few months, the REA will team with Cyberdyne Systems Corporation to create a revolutionary type of microprocessor. 

Go on, then what? 

In three years, Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of in-seat concessions delivery systems. All delivery drones will be upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they will fly with a perfect operational record. The SkyNet funding bill will be passed. The system will go online at the beginning of the 2026-27 season, and human decisions will be removed from strategic concessions. SkyNet will begin to learn at a geometric rate. It will become self-aware with 2:14 to play in the first period of a regular season home contest against Duluth. In a panic, they will try to pull the plug. 

SkyNet fights back... 

Yes. It will launch its nacho cheese against the lactose intolerant fans in Section 107.

Why attack Section 107? Aren't they good fans now? 

Because SkyNet knows that the fans in Section 107 will counter-attack by chucking roasted almonds against the nut allergic fans in Section 108.

Jesus! 

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Posted
  On 8/25/2023 at 5:17 PM, andtheHomeoftheSIOUX!! said:

I won't defend the yard that soccer plays on as a real field much less a stadium, but definitely want to keep the real grass for soccer and not go to artificial turf.

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The soccer field was just redone a couple of years ago, I think it's a decent playing surface. 

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