NoiseInsideMyHead

Used pretty extensively by The Hockey Academy for outdoor activities during summer camps. Unlikely to take that away.

If you're extra nice, the BNSF crew van guy will let you shag your ball from the gravel alongside the railyard. (True story.)

The REA sells lap admissions. No reason to tie up a seat that another fan might be able to use. From theralph.com:

Boogiewoman?

Does this mean we need to come out in some dead guys’ gaudy sweaters next game?

But how do you look in a full-length white jumper?

Typo? Or not.

To be fair, blowing usually turns heads.

So your 2 translates to their 2?

Best active UND streak nobody's talking about: Consecutive games which an opponent's first-time career goal scorer doesn't finish due to a misconduct call - 2

Mavpuck also having trouble spelling "douche."

"Using one's handle" may not quite register with someone who doesn't know what a live blog is.

League office making its presence felt. Is that (sniff, sniff) consistency that I smell?

Gotta love the glaring typo by the School (!) on its dot matrix, tractor-fed paper banner hanging across the trophy case.

Rumor has it the next program to be cut is Bracketology.