runaroundsioux Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farce poobah Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Getting it on the ice is easy. The hard part is getting it onto an airplane. Maybe put it in a kennel and dress it up like a kitty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farce poobah Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Oh, and if anyone actually does this, I'll contribute to reimbursing them for any legal fees incurred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortbusguy Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Getting a live one on the ice is more impressive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxforce19 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Getting it on the ice is easy. The hard part is getting it onto an airplane. Maybe put it in a kennel and dress it up like a kitty. We're driving to Philly... 17 hours is a piece of cake road trip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseInsideMyHead Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Step 1: Hire this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn-O Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 We're driving to Philly... 17 hours is a piece of cake road trip! Don't get them wet, keep them out of the sum light, and don't feed them after midnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegas_Sioux Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 You're right on the river so you just go find one before the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farce poobah Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 We're driving to Philly... 17 hours is a piece of cake road trip! From experience, make sure all the females know there's gophers on ice in the cooler. Just to avoid surprises or screaming ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChesterFritz90 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 From experience, make sure all the females know there's gophers on ice in the cooler. Just to avoid surprises or screaming ... Or don't and watch the fun get kicked up a notch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen4sioux Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 From experience. Freeze. Ziplock baggie. In cooler to game. coat pocket. GOAL IS SCORED. arms up and release in one smooth motion. This of course assumes you have some frozen in the freezer from last summers huntin....... Back in the day ....a foregone conclusion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayduke Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 From experience. Freeze. Ziplock baggie. In cooler to game. coat pocket. GOAL IS SCORED. arms up and release in one smooth motion. This of course assumes you have some frozen in the freezer from last summers huntin....... Back in the day ....a foregone conclusion. Don't throw it by the tail. They tend to break off and the gopher may land in the lap of the person behind you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sicatoka Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Question: Is it appropriate to toss a gopher onto the ice? No, not for that reason, but because is it really representative of Minnesota's mascot? Look at "Goldie": coloring and striping more like a chipmunk, flat tail like a beaver, and true 13-striped ground squirrels ("gophers") don't have overbites like that. I think Goldie is ... uh ... um ... "ethnically diverse" due to the ... uh ... um ... "outreach activities" of his mother. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfhockey Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I'm going to tap on around my leg. I don't have a gopher yet tho. Anyone have one I can use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericpnelson Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 if you wear a hooded sweatshirt, tape where your hood sits to hide the bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frozen4sioux Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Just a thought..... Anybody have a t shirt cannon that could be borrowed. Asking for a friend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfhockey Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Ha just had a buddy text me. For some weird reason he has 3 gopher bodies frozen and I just bought 2 of them What a weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lgbnaf Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Ha! He's the weirdo? You bought them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNDBIZ Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Ha just had a buddy text me. For some weird reason he has 3 gopher bodies frozen and I just bought 2 of them What a weirdo. $0.50/head is what they're going for on Amazon right now....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigskyvikes Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Ha just had a buddy text me. For some weird reason he has 3 gopher bodies frozen and I just bought 2 of them What a weirdo. God you need help! One lie after another! Maybe the strippers could carry the gophers for you in this make believe movie playing in your head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxforcefans Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 From experience. Freeze. Ziplock baggie. In cooler to game. girlfriend tucks it under her rack, since they don't dare pat too close to there GOAL IS SCORED. arms up and release in one smooth motion. This of course assumes you have some frozen in the freezer from last summers huntin....... Back in the day ....a foregone conclusion. FYP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfhockey Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 how am I lieing I just got price quotes for the girls they haven't been ordered yet nor as the bus been I need about 25-30 people to make it work I have 12 in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morley Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Make friends with someone in the band. I had a drummer sneak 5 into the old ralph for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nodak651 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 how am I lieing I just got price quotes for the girls they haven't been ordered yet nor as the bus been I need about 25-30 people to make it work I have 12 in. Just fill out the bus with 13-18 strippers! or don't you have enough money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfhockey Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I don't have enough money that would like 50K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.