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Posted

Getting it on the ice is easy.

The hard part is getting it onto an airplane. Maybe put it in a kennel and dress it up like a kitty.

We're driving to Philly... 17 hours is a piece of cake road trip! ;)

Posted

From experience.

Freeze.

Ziplock baggie.

In cooler to game.

coat pocket.

GOAL IS SCORED.

arms up and release in one smooth motion.

This of course assumes you have some frozen in the freezer from last summers huntin.......

Back in the day ....a foregone conclusion.

Posted

From experience.

Freeze.

Ziplock baggie.

In cooler to game.

coat pocket.

GOAL IS SCORED.

arms up and release in one smooth motion.

This of course assumes you have some frozen in the freezer from last summers huntin.......

Back in the day ....a foregone conclusion.

Don't throw it by the tail.

They tend to break off and the gopher may land in the lap of the person behind you....

Posted

Question: Is it appropriate to toss a gopher onto the ice? No, not for that reason, but because is it really representative of Minnesota's mascot?

Look at "Goldie": coloring and striping more like a chipmunk, flat tail like a beaver, and true 13-striped ground squirrels ("gophers") don't have overbites like that.

I think Goldie is ... uh ... um ... "ethnically diverse" due to the ... uh ... um ... "outreach activities" of his mother. ;):D

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Posted

Ha just had a buddy text me. For some weird reason he has 3 gopher bodies frozen and I just bought 2 of them

What a weirdo.

$0.50/head is what they're going for on Amazon right now.......

;)

Posted

Ha just had a buddy text me. For some weird reason he has 3 gopher bodies frozen and I just bought 2 of them

What a weirdo.

God you need help! One lie after another!

Maybe the strippers could carry the gophers for you in this make believe movie playing in your head?

Posted

From experience.

Freeze.

Ziplock baggie.

In cooler to game.

girlfriend tucks it under her rack, since they don't dare pat too close to there

GOAL IS SCORED.

arms up and release in one smooth motion.

This of course assumes you have some frozen in the freezer from last summers huntin.......

Back in the day ....a foregone conclusion.

FYP
Posted

how am I lieing

I just got price quotes for the girls

they haven't been ordered yet nor as the bus been

I need about 25-30 people to make it work

I have 12 in.

Just fill out the bus with 13-18 strippers!

or don't you have enough money?

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