Hammerisms

[sprig]

Kind of like the Goon ss.com spelling dictionary, we need a list of Hammerisms, starting with:

one-timer (when it's not)

gummed up

traditional circle of sticks

Add more from the past, or as they come up in the future.

[ringneck28]

Grade A opportunity (when its not)

[dagies]

The puck was "stolden" away.

[burd]

Good topic, especially after we were blessed with the traditional circle of sticks last night. Hammer so goofy, I'm starting to like the guy. Not Dewey Berquist, but a little of that off-the-wall oddness.

When this thread is complete, somebody does need to make a T-shirt.

[geaux_sioux]

'What a save by [insert goalie name]' -after replay- 'oh it hit the post!'

[InHeavenThereIsNoBeer]

Danny Wristo and other name mistakes I can't remember at the moment

[squirtcoach]

"Gummed up" is my drinking game trigger. Perfect for an old guy like me. 5-6 times each game. By the end of the game, I have become comfortably gummed.

[R_Schneider_4]

He always calls shots one-timers when they're not.

Pretty sure he says Fargo Force about 5 times a game

I hate listening to him he is an idiot. If I could get the radio and TV synched I would much rather listen to Hennessy. He actually know something about hockey.

[Frozen4sioux]

Honk If like you'd like to hear him say

.....damn I Failed and got fired again!!!

[Wilbur]

~I had no idea that Mark and Mitch were brothers......none. Until Hammer told me every week.

[Trunk Monkey]

Just glad Midco has dedicated resources to cover Sioux hockey.

[808287]

My new favorite was from last night's game:

"Oh...the things that happen in the crease."

[Frozen4sioux]

Calling hammer a "resource"....is like telling us a turd is an air freshener

[Trunk Monkey]

Calling hammer a "resource"....is like telling us a turd is an air freshener

Speaking of turds, the crap you post. Like I said from someone who lives along way from GF, I am happy Midco carries the games.

[burd]

My new favorite was from last night's game:

"Oh...the things that happen in the crease."

He said that?

Better save that one for Bemidji

[Frozen4sioux]

Not only does 1 have to have extremely limited hockey knowledge to be able to stand listening to this guy but to actually accept It says a lot of oneself.

mediocrity, sub par performance, just An apathy for the unacceptable, has never been associated with the tradition of excellence the University of North Dakota hockey has always stood for.

the acceptance of " well I guess its all we have " is truly pathetic .....and just sad.

especially given the fact that there were other more Talented and experienced options who also applied for the job......that is what is so offensive to those of us who love the Fighting Sioux hockey tradition of excellence

[burd]

Not only does 1 have to have extremely limited hockey knowledge to be able to stand listening to this guy but to actually accept It says a lot of oneself.

mediocrity, sub par performance, just An apathy for the unacceptable, has never been associated with the tradition of excellence the University of North Dakota hockey has always stood for.

the acceptance of " well I guess its all we have " is truly pathetic .....and just sad.

especially given the fact that there were other more to Talented and experienced options who also applied for the job......that is what is so offensive to those of us who love the Fighting Sioux hockey tradition of excellence

That's so contrived. Puffing about your own lofty standards for what other people do or should do, when what you seek is vicarious pleasure and pride through the accomplishment of others. Given the way you express yourself, I will guess that the standards you set for your own life and work are not quite so lofty.

It's a game. We love that game, just as we do our alma mater, but it's a friggin game.

[sprig]

My new favorite was from last night's game:

"Oh...the things that happen in the crease."

Yet I still don't think he understands that the disallowed goal was because of the guy in the crease, rather than just the normal penalized goalie interference rule. It's the blue paint, Hammer.

[Siouxman]

Thought for the Day: It could have been Ed "I'm the greatest ND has ever had" Schultz instead of Dan Hammer.

[burd]

Yet I still don't think he understands that the disallowed goal was because of the guy in the crease, rather than just the normal penalized goalie interference rule. It's the blue paint, Hammer.

Yeah, he wanted to focus on the "judgment" aspect of the referee, rather than the crease violation.

[Blackheart]

Mark Mac'Million'

Rocky Grimaldo

Danny Wristo

all were favorites from last year...that and repeating 'Kober' over and over...

[Frozen4sioux]

Thought for the Day: It could have been Ed "I'm the greatest ND has ever had" Schultz instead of Dan Hammer.

I would take hammer every day and twice on Sunday over shooter

[Oxbow6]

He said that?

Better save that one for Bemidji

LOL!!

[sprig]

Thought for the Day: It could have been Ed "I'm the greatest ND has ever had" Schultz instead of Dan Hammer.

A frightening thought

[90siouxfan]

A frightening thought

I just threw up a little.