TBR Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 OK, I'll start. Q: What does the mother of an NDSU football player say to her son as he leaves for college? A: Bison
Popular Post NewUNDAlum Posted September 6, 2013 Popular Post Posted September 6, 2013 Q: What do the student bodies at UND and NDSU both have in common? A: NDSU was their backup plan. 7
CMSioux Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 Please take this out of the UND football category. The trolls are going to make this ugly.
Blackheart Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 Q. Willie Nelson, Santa Claus, and a Bison football player with a clean criminal record are walking down the street when they spot a $20 bill lying on the ground. Who picked up the money? A. Willie Nelson. The other two are fictional characters. 2
moser53 Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 On 9/6/2013 at 1:14 PM, Blackheart said: Q. Willie Nelson, Santa Claus, and a Bison football player with a clean criminal record are walking down the street when they spot a $20 bill lying on the ground. Who picked up the money? A. Willie Nelson. The other two are fictional characters. Dam good you made me laugh. Now I can go clean the Hub.
Sampson Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 Who's the best FCS program, not only in North Dakota, but the entire country? A) NDSU Bison
Popular Post Wilbur Posted September 7, 2013 Popular Post Posted September 7, 2013 Q: Where can you find NDSU fans the Saturday of a big Bison game? A: Siouxsports.com That really is a joke..... 5
Sampson Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 I think a lot of Bison Fans are over looking Ferris St, which will be over after the first drive, and more intrigued with your matchup with the Bunnies. I think it's going to be a good game and a great opportunity for you guys.
geaux_sioux Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 On 9/7/2013 at 7:47 PM, Sampson said: I think a lot of Bison Fans are over looking Ferris St, which will be over after the first drive, and more intrigued with your matchup with the Bunnies. I think it's going to be a good game and a great opportunity for you guys. Where's the punch line?
Sampson Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 On 9/7/2013 at 7:47 PM, Sampson said: I think a lot of Bison Fans are over looking Ferris St, which will be over after the first drive, and more intrigued with your matchup with the Bunnies. I think it's going to be a good game and a great opportunity for you guys. A) NDSU
geaux_sioux Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 On 9/7/2013 at 7:49 PM, Sampson said: A) NDSU Oh I get it now
Siouxman Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 If you want to farm, go to NDSU. If you want to own the farm, go to UND.
geaux_sioux Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 On 9/7/2013 at 8:51 PM, Siouxman said: If you want to work on a farm, go to NDSU. If you want to own the farm, go to UND.
Wilbur Posted September 7, 2013 Posted September 7, 2013 If ignorance is bliss, no wonder every NDSU fan is happy.....
Jheria Posted September 8, 2013 Posted September 8, 2013 Q. What does the TV coverage of NDSU FB have that UND doesn't? A. A camera man with a clue
darell1976 Posted September 8, 2013 Posted September 8, 2013 NBC showed Deleware State's upcoming schedule...at North Dakota St, but used UND logo.
UNDBIZ Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 So apparently al qaeda infiltrated bisonville and the site has been shut down. LOL http://www.bisonville.com/forum/forum.php
dmksioux Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 On 9/10/2013 at 12:57 PM, UNDBIZ said: So apparently al qaeda infiltrated bisonville and the site has been shut down. LOL http://www.bisonville.com/forum/forum.php Seems to be working now. Same thing happened to the USCHO website a couple days ago.
Popular Post bincitysioux Posted September 10, 2013 Popular Post Posted September 10, 2013 Q: How do you get an NDSU football player off your front porch? A: Sign the petition. 5
Shawn-O Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 Q: What's the difference between an FU sorority sister and a scarecrow? A: One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals. 2
darell1976 Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 On 9/10/2013 at 3:07 PM, Shawn-O said: Q: What's the difference between an FU sorority sister and a scarecrow? A: One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals. So which is which. 1
JohnboyND7 Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 On 9/10/2013 at 3:07 PM, Shawn-O said: Q: What's the difference between an FU sorority sister and a scarecrow? A: One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals. As someone who thinks Greek life is pointless to say the least(paying to have "friends"), I enjoy this one. 1
geaux_sioux Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 On 9/10/2013 at 3:20 PM, JohnboyND7 said: As someone who thinks Greek life is pointless to say the least(paying to have "friends"), I enjoy this one. Are there still only two sororities or is there a female Farmhouse now?
Hayduke Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 On 9/10/2013 at 1:58 PM, bincitysioux said: Q: How do you get an NDSU football player off your front porch? A: Sign the petition. Naw, You let them forge a name on the petition.
jdub27 Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 NDSU football players clean up resumes, apply for openings in record numbers...
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