Ranger

how about laying off glove side shots for a few?

Timberlake must be in Omaha tonight... plenty of open seats.

It's Saturday night... You're a college kid. Shouldn't you be stalking your latest hits on farmersonly.com?

A more appropriate measuring stick would be net worth.

Well, it could have been worse. She could have been raped or even killed by a cop impersonator, which the latter occurred on the UMTC recently. I see these charges getting thrown or greatly reduced. This story is not funny, nor ironic. Those who think so are mentally and socially unstable.

Sarcasm.

I don't build in NoDak.

So, Harvard = St Cloud State? Awesome HR department...said no one!

Flip on the wind mills and shovel off the solar panels.

Perhaps he is referring to the strenuous "Quarters" games in Walsh.

Is drinking Hamms Extra Special Light really considered drinking beer? I don't think so.

And why does Mr. Jirik hate American Indians? Seems like a racist to me.

Well, they skated their "A" team, yet lost to an inferior team (on paper). It doesn't matter if it's an exhibition or conference game. They lost.

True.... Doesn't appear they have the fire to make it there.

I guess the boyz forgot that winning is better than losing, regardless if if counts in the books or not. I don't expect this team to be playing deep into the playoffs. Talent? Skill?

Your "brothers"?.... That was funny.

Haven't stepped out of the valley much, eh?

No, doesn't bother me. Actually, it reminds me that we need to hire a couple of part-time ranch hands for branding next summer.

That goal tender looked like she was shot by a cannon.

Whoa... Man crush alert.

ScottM nailed it... Johnson seems quite pleased with their choices of the interlock and flame. I predict a quick "thanks, but no thanks."

5% credit card fee?!

Some of the funniest comments ever.

Request that he schlep one of your sweaters on the trip and have his photo taken with it on while in front of Epcot Center, or wherever.... Maybe with his kids and Mickey Mouse.

but, but "HD is coming" .... not to Minneapolis.