Let'sGoHawks! Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 The only reason why those three Fighting Sioux players allowed themselves to be caught at the tavern was to give the local cops something to tell their grandchildren. That is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagies Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 If Clint Eastwood and Ryan Duncan were in a shooting contest, Clint would quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fetch Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 sappysieve will defend PCM with his Little Red Shovel if the Sioux Lose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sicatoka Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Michael Jordan and Larry Bird stole the idea for the old McDonald's "nothin' but net" commercial from Jon Toews and his younger brothers after hearing about them shooting pucks on a pond in their back yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sicatoka Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 If Clint Eastwood and Ryan Duncan were in a shooting contest, Clint would quit. If Clint Eastwood and Dave Hakstol were in a cold stare contest, Clint would quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 When bad things happen to good people it's probably fate. When bad things happen to the Gophers it's probably TJ Oshie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 If Eric Fabian misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioux-cia Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Sean Connery in "The Rock" talking about the Gophers and the Fighting Sioux- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and- *you know * -the prom queen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sicatoka Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Shea Hamilton's dog knows more about college hockey than either Howie Long or "PA and Dubay". Not hard you say? Cut Shea's dog a break. He's just a dog. It's not like he's on syndicated radio or gets face time on "Gophers Live". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Time Hockey Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 TJ Oshie does not sleep.........He waits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeypat15 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 On his 1st birthday, TJ Oshie blew out the candles by inhaling Also, TJ is the only person who can have his cake and eat it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Time Hockey Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Robbie Bina's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.........No one fools Robbie Bina! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A HG Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 BC was so scared of playing UND that they managed to slow time down so much that it still feels like Wednesday today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxtatoo42 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I think if TJ Hensick scores a goal against the sioux, and the announcer says "Scoring for the Wolverines..#7 TJ Oshie", the sioux should get the goal!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 I think if TJ Hensick scores a goal against the sioux, and the announcer says "Scoring for the Wolverines..#7 TJ Oshie", the sioux should get the goal!! Even the announcers can't imagine an TJ besides Oshie scoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeypat15 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Chad Anderson will not die from natural causes, he will die from the lingering effects of a Rylan Kaip punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 Jon Campion's not that ignorant. Dave Hakstol told him that the penalty kill 'needed some practice.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goon Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Jon Campion's not that ignorant. Dave Hakstol told him that the penalty kill 'needed some practice.' Now that is one of the funniest things I have seen written all week. I wonder which clowns from the WCHA are going to be working at the Frozen Four. I am hoping none of them made the trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxforeverbaby Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 ok, I love these and I can't stop laughing. though when bad things happen to the Gophers it is Chris Porter or Robbie Bina then maybe TJ. BTW, Clark Kent not really Superman, Superman is really Robbie Bina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 ok, I love these and I can't stop laughing. though when bad things happen to the Gophers it is Chris Porter or Robbie Bina then maybe TJ. BTW, Clark Kent not really Superman, Superman is really Robbie Bina. After I posted that one I thought I really should have gone with Robbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexBanner Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 ok, I love these and I can't stop laughing. though when bad things happen to the Gophers it is Chris Porter or Robbie Bina then maybe TJ. BTW, Clark Kent not really Superman, Superman is really Robbie Bina. Isn't it a requirement that superman has a clean arrest record. Can't have the man of steel flying drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxforeverbaby Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Isn't it a requirement that superman has a clean arrest record. Can't have the man of steel flying drunk. that was his Robbie Bina persona, Superman does not get drunk. He can hold his liquor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goon Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 that was his Robbie Bina persona, Superman does not get drunk. He can hold his liquor. LOl, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Time Hockey Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Isn't it a requirement that superman has a clean arrest record. Can't have the man of steel flying drunk. That's BS! Its all part of the disguise. However he slipped up once this year with a 180' goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioux-cia Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Isn't it a requirement that superman has a clean arrest record. Well, there is that little Homeland Security thing hanging over his head... http://gautamghosh.wordpress.com/2006/06/3...administration/ Superman arrested - Illegal Immigrant, claims Bush administration Homeland Security czar Michael Chertoff commented in an official statement that, “Superman used the alias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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