The Whistler Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 The Gopher didn't dive, he just cowered in fear of getting checked by a Sioux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Time Hockey Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Less than 24 hours til the drop of the puck..........I need revenge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 When Chris Porter enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 Jonathan Toews can tie his own skates with his toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudshockey Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Jonathan Toews can tie his own skates with his toes. The path to the Arch was paved by the North Dakota DOT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedGrn Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 It's not really a Frozen Four unless the Fighting Sioux are playing in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Chris Porter's cup is named Stanley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioux-cia Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Mankato Mavericks have requested a restraining order against Rylan Kaip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackheart Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Robbie Bina used his Darth Vader mind lock powers to guide the 180' missile past Frazee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NORGE Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Chris Porter's so tough, behind his beard is another fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayduke Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 (Stolen from Muhammed Ali) If any BC player even dreams that they beat the Sioux, they better wake up immediately, call Hak and apologize. Or something like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeypat15 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Rylan Kaip is so tough he can lie on the ice while a player punches him in the face and still get up ready to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NORGE Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 The Fighting Sioux are so tough as a team, they can unscramble eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marff Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 The Red River will never flood Grand Forks again. Hak just stands at the rivers edge and stares it down. not only does Philippe Lamoureux have cat like reflexes, he is a cat and likes karoke. Never ask him to sing the Meow Mix song....EVER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NORGE Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 The DOT line highlight reel is so awesome, it's available exculsivley throught the Plain Brown Wrapper. Joe Finley is so tough, he went into Mcdonald's this morning and order breakfast. When they said they were out, he checked 'em so hard it turned into a Perkins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 In a Mite game TJ Oshie once checked a kid into puberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let'sGoHawks! Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Johnny Toews can speak braille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let'sGoHawks! Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 TJ Oshie once visited the Virgin Islands...they are now The Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxtatoo42 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 TJ Oshie once visited the Virgin Islands...they are now The Islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohjay Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chris Porter accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxtatoo42 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 when asked "if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" TJ Oshie replied "if paul bunyan falls in the woods, why did he try hit me with my head down? Let's go babe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 There is actually no such thing as tornadoes. Zach Jones just hates trailer parks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goon Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 There is actually no such thing as tornadoes. Zach Jones just hates trailer parks. I would love to have high lite tape of Jone's snaps that would be classic. The kid is tough and has had a very good second half of the season. Also, Zach hasn't taken a lot of stupid penalties either. If your a stayat home defenseman and your not getting your name mentioned a lot your playing good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirtcoach Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 The Red River WAS going to overflow the banks like in '97, but Hakstol just stood on the bank staring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: The Fighting Sioux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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