The Sicatoka

Tower readings; sunrise/sunset power ups/downs; live on the air AM and FM.

Masterfully played.

OK, OK, I'll replace Kober. I even already have previously qualified for an Federal Communications Commission Third Class Radiotelephone Operators Permit with a broadcast endorsement. (For those of you who know what that is and what that means, yes, I was in the radio industry back when that was required of on-air AM or FM broadcasters. That requirement has since gone away.)

Someone owns RoughRiders also, and he's a UND guy (see: USHL Cedar Rapids).

C'mon CAS. Really? Is there really an "allegator death roll ankle tackle" technique to teach? I thought you had a better grasp of reality. And you can honestly say you never hit a RB with a bad shoulder up high, or drove him down on it, on purpose? Or you can say you never saw a game plan modified to put more pressure on an immobile passing QB?

(Folks, pay attention, this is how you fuel a dumpster fire.) I say UND loses, goes to 2-1 on the season, but pops into the FCS top 25 a week from today also.

UND just survived a "trap game" that couldn't have been scripted any better: a non-scholly team sandwiched between a first ever FBS win and visiting the rival for the first time in a decade. I'd hoped for more than the egg laying we go Saturday, but part of me is glad for it. It give the coaches lots to use to make sure focus, the right focus, is on this next game. My take: - UND needs to somehow come out +2 on turnovers - UND's offensive line needs to have "Welcome to Laramie" put on the insides of their visors - Beyond those, I pretty much agree with bisoninnwmn's take.

"Pentican"? Is that a five-sided can? Or is that somewhere near Penticton, BC?

Honestly, I don't want Santiago to go nuts. I'd like to see some of the other backs get cranked up also.

Shepard Smith plays DB at NDSU? He gave up his gig at Fox News?

Folks, where is there safe land* to build on in Grand Forks right now? It's all ... south. And Grand Forks is growing or those developers would not be putting up those buildings. *Inside the flood protection

Populations shifting south in RRV towns? I've heard someone call "Fargo Davies" instead "Wahpeton North".

< best Noo Yawk accent > I'z gotz sumpin' fuh use ta polish right hee-ah. (C'mon, it's the trash-talkin' dumpster fire thread. It had to be said.)

You'll see apartments going up until vacancy rates are over 10%. With today's interest rates that's a very reasonable break point for the builders and developers.

I don't know, but I'm willing to posit this: However it's done, it will be done to maximize revenues to teams and conferences.

And the rouge.

It's OK. Caggiula is allowed to have himself plus 11* clones of himself on the field at one time. *He's Canadian. Canadian rules.

Kelsey Grammer is Bruce Hornsby's drummer. Who knew !?!?!

Allow me to summarize this week's game:

Whoa-whoa-whoa ... #DayByDay

Then again, NDSU played many of their ones last season for the vast majority of the snaps also.

Tell him to take it off your inheritance.

Last week means nothing. This week means everything.

Did the Bismarck Tribune vote, or at least tip their hand, on Sunday morning?

What? You finally ponied up the shekels for Coaches Club level membership in Champions Club?