Bad Joke of the Day

[The Sicatoka]

Guy goes to the bar and orders an Ovechkin.

Bartender says, "What's that?"

"A white russian not on ice and with no Cup."

Bah-dump-bump ... TING!

[Goon]

Guy goes to the bar and orders an Ovechkin.

Bartender says, "What's that?"

"A white russian not on ice and with no Cup."

Bah-dump-bump ... TING!

Sioux Rube texted me that one I think it's funny.

[Big A HG]

A man hits a woman with his car....who's at fault?

I dunno, why is the man driving in the kitchen...?

[YaneA]

In French-speaking Montreal, the hockey crowd isn't singing "Ole, ole, ole." They're singing "Au lait, au lait, au lait."

[Iamhockey08]

Here's a good one..... Sioux=DUST!

[remington_270]

A man hits a woman with his car....who's at fault?

I dunno, why is the man driving in the kitchen...?

That is awsome!!!

EDIT: I wonder how many times I'll get slapped for saying that one at work.

[petey23]

Here's a good one..... Sioux=DUST!

right up there with

Iamhockey08=douche

[VMeister]

I dunno, why is the man driving in the kitchen...?

Used to have a neighbor that was always telling "woman" jokes. Still remember this one:

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

[krangodance]

right up there with

Iamhockey08=douche

yeah, apparently.

where did that comment of hers even come from? not only was it completely unprovoked, it was a terribly lame attempt at a burn.

is it possible that iamhockey08 = mplsbison?

[remington_270]

Used to have a neighbor that was always telling "woman" jokes. Still remember this one:

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Why don't women wear watches?

Theres a clock on the stove.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

[Big A HG]

Why did the woman cross the road?

What the heck is she doing out of the kitchen?!

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What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

You made the chain too long.

[Ray77]

The definition of guts:

A man is out for a night out with the fellas and comes home at 2 a.m. reeking of booze and cigar smoke and his wife is in the kitchen with a broomstick in her hand. He looks at her and says "Are you just finishing cleaning up the kitchen or are you going to fly away on that thing?"

The definition of balls:

A man is out for a night out with the fellas and comes home at 2 a.m. reeking of booze, cigar smoke, perfume and has lipstick on his collar and his wife is in the kitchen with a broomstick in her hand. He looks at her and as he walks by slaps her on the a$$ and says "You're next, fatty!"

[Sioux-per Villain]

My wife asked, "what's the difference between pink and purple?"

my reply, "the grip"

[Siouxmama]

Why don't men like to drink coffee at work?

It keeps them awake.

[Sioux-cia]

During an argument, the husband tells his wife, "You know I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes,dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.''

[Siouxmama]

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote between his toes.

[Big A HG]

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?

Put the remote between his toes.

I hope you're typing this joke from a computer right between the stove and the sink...

[Siouxmama]

I hope you're typing this joke from a computer right between the stove and the sink...

No. Actually I'm typing it from my desk. The same desk that I oversee operations of 2 successful stores.

Thank You

[wsdSIOUXfalls]

Male logic:

She sat by her husband's side every day for months as he slipped in and out of a coma. When he stirred, she took his hand. As he came to, he said, "You know what? You've been with me through lots of bad times. When I lost my job, you stayed with me. When my business failed, you were there. When I had heart surgery, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. The more I think about it, ....I think you bring me bad luck!"

[Sioux-cia]

No. Actually I'm typing it from my desk. The same desk that I oversee operations of 2 successful stores.

Thank You

She does the cooking, cleaning, child rearing, chauffeurring, etc. AND take care of business! The bad joke of the day would be a man saying he can do the same!!

Mr. Siouxmama is no slouch when it comes to business but we all know without Siouxmama, their businesses would not be as successful as they are!

[Big A HG]

No. Actually I'm typing it from my desk. The same desk that I oversee operations of 2 successful stores.

Thank You

You know I'm joking, and I've boughten plenty of Papa Murhp's in my college days.

Now, back to the kitchen.

[andtheHomeoftheSIOUX!!]

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because they are all Targets.

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Why did Mickey Mouse throw is clock out there window?

He wanted to see time fly!!

[Goon]

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand

I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the b*tch.

[Siouxmama]

You know I'm joking, and I've boughten plenty of Papa Murhp's in my college days.

Now, back to the kitchen.

I know you are joking.

[Siouxmama]

She does the cooking, cleaning, child rearing, chauffeurring, etc. AND take care of business! The bad joke of the day would be a man saying he can do the same!!

Mr. Siouxmama is no slouch when it comes to business but we all know without Siouxmama, their businesses would not be as successful as they are!

My biggest fan.