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Can someone get Doug Woog to explain this?

They're mandated on both sides of major water crossings.

It was Santiago doing the hiding because he and the other backs knew they'd run more with Heidelbaugh (5 run, 1 pass) in there!

So Bartels came in after Heidelbaugh ran (2 + 3 + 1) plays: - goal line hand off to 5 - TD pass - to 22 - to 22 - to 5 (punt) - to 5 - Bartles comes in on 2nd and 12 (with under 12:36 in the 3rd) That confuses me. Waiting that long (third series) says it's not a missing helmet or even time for Bartels to throw and get warmed up. But Heidelbaugh only attempted one pass, so it's not how he's throwing. Did he look that uncomfortable out there that they decided to bring in the senior?

How many plays did Heidelbaugh play in the game? Just the two at the goal line? Did he run the next series (handing it off 22 twice and 5 once)? Or was that Bartles? The series after that clearly was Bartles because the play-by-play shows a Bartels incompletion to 11. http://www.undsports.com/pdf9/5049138.pdf Honestly, I'm wondering if Heidelbaugh came in at the goal line because either (a) they had a goal line package installed for him this week, or (b) Bartels couldn't find his helmet.

The best near-live source I've found: http://www.collegehockeynews.com/schedules/scoreboard.php

Go to Google. Put in "mandan nd to cannonball nd". Click on the map. Note the orange sections (plural) on Highway 1806 just north of Cannon Ball. That's not road construction. That's a Class C felony in progress.

< ding ding ding > He said the magic phrase! This pipeline ALREADY CROSSES the Missouri River southwest of Trenton. http://www.energytransfer.com/documents/DAPL_States_Counties.pdf

Bowers? Meh. Go get the next one.

That's where my pointing out of the ongoing Class C felony was going. If I'm driving down a highway and get stopped by an illegal road block with masked people do I have legitimate fear of great bodily harm or death? (The lawyers out there see the "key words and tricky phrases" I just invoked.)

It's fungible.

There would be some sort of poetic justice in that. "Peaceful Protesters Shoot Each Other Up" ... film at 11 ...

No flash-bangs? No fire hoses?

Uh ... su-u-u-ure ...

They have a road block on Highway 1804. Isn't that, by definition, felonious restraint? ND Century Code definition: http://www.legis.nd.gov/cencode/t12-1c18.pdf But what does "restrains" mean (same reference): That road block is a Class C Felony.

Oh, your wife knows what the difference is. I ... nevermind ...

The president of one of them has been publicly told that he needs to work on his collaboration with the other by his boss. How's he doin'? https://www.sayanythingblog.com/entry/dean-bresciani-4/

You mean I bought all this popcorn for nothin'?

I'd say ask your girlfriend about the difference between a D and an O, but you've probably never given her an ... oh, ... nevermind.

They refurbished the BBF for volleyball.

Please, please, please, just one night of -30F with winds NNW at 25 mph and gusts to 40 mph. Signed, The North Dakota Riff-Raff Exclusion Committee

Kennedy's Twitter from last night was pretty good. https://twitter.com/MarkKennedyUND

He got caught during the first OTT goal. The NHL Tonight studio guys were kind of rough on him claiming he was out of position. He deserved some of the blame*, but VAN gave up puck possession and made a terrible change. That was his "-1" on the night. https://www.nhl.com/video/dzingel-scores-on-rebound/t-282916132/c-45664403 *They say Troy should've come across but I believe if he would have he'd have bumped into Edler and screened the goalie even worse.

If there ever was a title of "Coach Emeritus" and a title ring given to that position (if earned), Hak should have it from last season.