jk Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Since there has been some discontent about UND's lousy 4-2-2 start after six road games and two at home, I thought I would start a thread for criticizing the coaches. This way we can keep it out of all the other threads and have a central repository for it. I'll start. Among Hakstol's problems: 1. Sometimes when he talks on the radio, Hakstol sounds like he might be from Canada. 2. He keeps cross-checking guys in front of the net when the team's already shorthanded. 3. I had ten cub scouts ready to come over to my house to watch the lunar eclipse last week, but it was cloudy. I think it's Hak's fault. Criticize not just Hakstol but also Berry and Eades. If you haven't gotten it out of your system yet, criticize Blais for some good-old-days fun. Sorry I can't bring myself to start this section. Even on an anonymous internet board, those guys are just too menacing for me to go there. Also feel free to add advice. Then we can make sure they see the thread and perhaps they will incorporate some of our suggestions. An example would be: On the PP, bring the goalie up and plant him in the slot in the offensive zone. With all his gear on, he would make a perfect screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthDakotaHockey Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 You are hilarious Dave!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggler Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 This is what UND gets for hiring the wrong guy this summer. They could've had me, but they didn't think I was "qualified" for the job. I hope they learned their lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 This is what UND gets for hiring the wrong guy this summer. They could've had me, but they didn't think I was "qualified" for the job. I hope they learned their lesson. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You have to have graduated to be able to get hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sagard Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 It's clearly Hakstol's fault that in the last five years UM, UMD, and UW have made major coaching upgrades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Unbelievable that it has come to this after only 8 games and only 4 conference games. All you haters need to just relax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoggy Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Unbelievable that it has come to this after only 8 games and only 4 conference games. All you haters need to just relax. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You better actually read the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Barn Guy Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Marty: Sarcasm and satire. Check them out. And, great job to the posters here! I hope you are all truly behind Hak and his crew. He'll be fine and so will the team. Just got to get through some "rocky" moments, like any program does with a coaching change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottM Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 What's the deal with the haircut? Does he go with Lucia to Great Clips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jloos Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 This is what UND gets for hiring the wrong guy this summer. They could've had me, but they didn't think I was "qualified" for the job. I hope they learned their lesson. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry Dirty - they were going to hire me, but I wanted to finish school, the ABA only allows students to work 20 hours a week So they panicked and hired that Hakstol guy, I'm pretty sure he's not even an American. Cheap Canadian labor can only take you so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sicatoka Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 What's the deal with the haircut? Does he go with Lucia to Great Clips?  Hair, schmair. Hak's teeth are too straight and too white. And what's the deal with all the coaches being over six feet tall. Somebody fix that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceberg Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Hak's the reason we can't get a good signal on FSSn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagies Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 It's Hak's fault Marty jumped to conclusions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprig Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 How can we expect the dmen to stay out of the box when their coach is named Hak. Better change his name to Wusstal. Before i forget, Eades is a goon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Boy Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I saw reports of Hak stuffing the electronic ballots in Philly! He missed the first two periods at BC to commit voter fraud! taz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sicatoka Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Has anybody else noticed that you don't see bin Laden and Hakstol in the same room at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Boy Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 If memory serves, I believe it was Hak who distracted Karl in overtime long enough to allow Kolanos to slip in that goal for the Eagles title in 01. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottM Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 A big bird, must have been an eagle, crapped on my car ... Damn you, Hakstol!!! /shakes fist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMT Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Hakstol sabotaged my fantasy football team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagies Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I heard Hakstol was in Florida taping chads on ballots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kr Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Thank you for starting this thread -- I've been steamed for a couple days at the coaching staff -- During Friday's game vs BC during the 2nd intermission I decided to make caramel brownies (in the attempt to avoid Watching the final period and to just Listen to the last period since the CSTV intermission guy stated that BC was going to "blow open" the 3rd period on the Sioux) Sure enough the coaches must have done something to fire-up the team 'cause the exciting come-back attempt resulted in me forgeting the d@mn baking goods until a "crisp" smell reached the living room. So: I blame Hak and Co. for the tough edges on the caramel brownies and the smell in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCM Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 kr, I think you have a lawsuit there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1ZachPariseFan11 Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 I MISS BLAIS, PARISE, AND BOCHENSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeygirls2714 Posted November 3, 2004 Share Posted November 3, 2004 I don't understand why we should "Rip in Hak" or any of the other coaches for that matter (except eades...i'm still bitter). I dont think we should rip on any of them, they aren't the ones who are out on the ice skating and checking and trying to catch a pass....i'm blaming the players at this point. they just need to wake up or SOMETHING needs to happen, i'll be watching the CC series from behind my hands most of the time. i dont know what it's going to take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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