The Sicatoka

They're hiring me and I'm hiring Gruden as my OC and Cowher as my DC.

UND 2.0 I'd say bring in a staff with no ties to UND; total reboot.

The Twins? Give me all the former Twins on active MLB rosters and you take the Twins and tell me who wins. Liriano, Balfour, Nathan, Crain Morneau Papi Carlos Gomez Cuddyer Kubel Punto Hunter Hardy P-how-ya-spell-it-ski at catcher

Is the Head Football Coach position at UND open and posted yet? No? That's what's bothering me.

Football is all about controlling the line of scrimmage, offensively and defensively.

Strangely enough, we'll see Tom Miller on UND Insider Weekly this week on Midco, from the Betty, on campus. Put another way, you're wrong, again.

I said Muss should've been gone after the loss before the bye week (can't keep which blowout loss that was straight any more). Glad to see some more of you have figured it out. PS - He should have been gone after losing to Kalen DeBoer's team.

The bad times make you appreciate the good all the more.

Mr. Miller works for the Herald. Why would the Herald do that? They want to sell papers. This'll sell more than Mussman has for them all season.

Kris Engelstad McGarry is a multimillionaire on her own. She had a strong mentor.

Commence the forensic accounting. http://spirit.und.edu/donors.php

I see "synchronized skating" and then a 16 person skating UND hockey cheer team and say ... hmmm ...

Wow, a record of ineptitude not held by Pat Behrns. Congrats Muss. <facepalm>

Dead Things 3 Ruins 2 Mild 2 Slobbers 1 Crap-and-falls* 4 Illers** 2 *sorry jimdahl, but it fits and describes most of their post-seasons ** they are the most ill team in the league

Are you familiar with the concept called "The Peter Principle"? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Principle I believe Coach Mussman is a living, breathing embodiment of it: Yes, he was a successful OC, and got promoted to the level of his incompetence.

At risk of repeating myself, I'd drop baseball and softball long before womens hockey. I'd be persuaded to drop M/W golf, and tennis, also. You see, we have no hope for national success in those, but have a real shot at a title in womens hockey. But, some of those are required for Big Sky membership.

I do believe he meant to say the Utah Utes.

If the 2.5 y/o "doesn't know (or care)" why not leave the 2.5 y/o at home with a sitter?

That total ($63.75) buys about 1/4 of a hockey stick. Wow sticks have gotten expensive.

Mollberg threw a pick on what should have been the drive to tie the score. I figured that would've set him back. Nope. He led the team right back down the field, ... and then the fumble on the EWU 7 happened. Mollberg is a freshman with no protection and an OC who thinks he's playing XBOX.

All of the UND WRs seem loose with the ball, #19 seems particularly so, but #83 isn't much better. Run them through some of the ball security drills that the RBs go through if we're going to use a short pass game as a pseudo-run game.

A head coach who is a former offensive lineman, and he has no run game. He's not worth the $114k. Thank goodness that's all he's making. That can be bought out.

The more I think about it it's time for a total reboot. UND Football 2.0

Desperate? No. But if you donated them, that would mean funds that may have gone for that will go toward other things, like scholarships.

The only way Kiffen would go to "fly-over" North Dakota would be if his USC contract required USC to pay the difference between what he should've made at USC and what he's actually making. He could coach at UND and screw over USC for firing him. But I'm not sure I'd want that guy.