The Sicatoka

It's just the outfit.

Second hand (through Ralph's relatives) so take it for what it's worth: Ralph and Strinden (et al) saw B1G Hockey coming even back in 2000-ish. They knew the only way to keep up, or complete, or maybe get an affiliate sniff if they were to ever consider that (and remember the B1G had never done affiliates back in that era), was to have a competitive arena to 'ucci or the 'ohl.

May 18 (please verify): 77 - Shawn-O 76 - KoolGuy2K 73 - Engineer 70 - Ray77 68 - George M. Bluth 68 - The Sicatoka 63 - sioux rube 63 - stoneySIOUX 47 - 90siouxfan 23 - siouxforcefans

Did someone say ... JoJo? Dang, Mafia's iPod bled into other threads again.

Yeah, but for footba... nevermind.

No kidding. Just a 0.947 win ratio? C'mon ... slackers. More proof that games with sticks and bases are climatologically biased toward the south.

Only folks with Perry (rube, Ray, stoney) got points yesterday. May 17 (please verify): 74 - KoolGuy2K74 - Shawn-O71 - Engineer70 - Ray7767 - George M. Bluth67 - The Sicatoka62 - sioux rube62 - stoneySIOUX47 - 90siouxfan23 - siouxforcefans These low scoring games are easy to keep track of, but it sure makes it hard to make up ground in the standings.

There are two ways to break up a pass play: at the receiver or at the sender. I have the solution to the "deep route" problem. Actually, I got it from Bubba: Make the most nervous person in the arena their QB; make the second most their QB's mother. Put their QB on the ground. Break it up at the sender. Have every DL and LB with about 7 half-sacks per game. Why half-sacks? Because that means two guys (500+ pounds) are laying on their QB every time.

They moved some DBs to LB. Would one or two move back?

Translated: It's well beyond Bubba. The lad may be < ahem > disenrolled.

Whatthe ... anti-rutabaga? That's crazy talk. Next you'll be speaking ill of jicama.

Yeah, but how would gundy get the garden tilled? I'm lookin' out for your rutabagas there gundy.

Ain't. Buyin'. It. I sure wish a copy of this would be left in every REA locker on Friday nights. https://www.insidetracker.com/blog/post/40093461434/how-does-alcohol-affect-your-athletic-performance#

Gov Burgum just replaced the student member of the board (an NDSU) student with another NDSU student. http://www.grandforksherald.com/news/4267245-burgum-appoints-new-student-member-board-higher-education Where the heck is UND in getting a candidate out there to be on that board.

With access to the Metrodome, UMn should've been better during that timeframe.

... or you know you're going to keep getting plucked and want to make sure you keep extra margin from the minimums just in case you have to dig really, really deep (say the time it takes for a DII transition) for backfill.

No kidding. Control what's yours to control.

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He's a big fan of internet forum hockey fan banter. OSU has no game.

Jones effectively burned two seasons at OSU. He'd better come in and start fast. He's no freshy.

Through the magic of the internet, I looked up someone's bad day. In the litany of charges is 2 B misdemeanors (alcohol, paraphernalia), 3 A misdemeanors (paraphernalia, controlled substance x 2), and a B felony (Intent to deliver). See ya. Buh-bye.

I know. You're all like ...

I still want my Bubba Schweigert boondocker logo hat. WAIT! There it is! http://www.bkstr.com/ProductDisplay?urlRequestType=Base&catalogId=10001&categoryId=10031&productId=76678468&errorViewName=ProductDisplayErrorView&langId=-1&top_category=10029&parent_category_rn=544256&storeId=95404

9/10 is good. A 9/12 works also (8 FB games; 22 BB games) Two schools w/o basketball? UNO, UMKC. PS - UNC won't get much love from DU and the Montanas. How about Weber State instead.