WYOBISONMAN Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I cannot take credit for this incredible tool to evaluate your relationship with the fairer sex. None other than CAS posted this useful item on Bisonville and I figured it must be shared with our most hated rivals.....and besided, with all the infighting !@$! about the name.....you guys need some distraction. If you answer the question, make sure to share with your significant other. I am sure it will be a great conversation starter...... Given that EVERYONE on here seems to be a little to sensitive these days, what with whining and crying about almost everything, I figured it's time for a CAS sensitivity test. So, are you an overly sensitive male, or are you DA MAN!! Give 'er a go: Sensitivity Quiz 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affection for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to an entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIOUXTX Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I cannot take credit for this incredible tool to evaluate your relationship with the fairer sex. None other than CAS posted this useful item on Bisonville and I figured it must be shared with our most hated rivals.....and besided, with all the infighting !@$! about the name.....you guys need some distraction. If you answer the question, make sure to share with your significant other. I am sure it will be a great conversation starter...... Given that EVERYONE on here seems to be a little to sensitive these days, what with whining and crying about almost everything, I figured it's time for a CAS sensitivity test. So, are you an overly sensitive male, or are you DA MAN!! Give 'er a go: Sensitivity Quiz 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affection for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to an entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN! You could have left this sexist drivel at bisonville. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNDColorado Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Relax it was pretty funny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krangodance Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I cannot take credit for this incredible tool to evaluate your relationship with the fairer sex. None other than CAS posted this useful item on Bisonville and I figured it must be shared with our most hated rivals.....and besided, with all the infighting !@$! about the name.....you guys need some distraction. If you answer the question, make sure to share with your significant other. I am sure it will be a great conversation starter...... Given that EVERYONE on here seems to be a little to sensitive these days, what with whining and crying about almost everything, I figured it's time for a CAS sensitivity test. So, are you an overly sensitive male, or are you DA MAN!! Give 'er a go: Sensitivity Quiz 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affection for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to an entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN! It appears you accidentally posted on SiouxSports.com. You were looking for the wiki page hosted by your Jr. High. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMSioux Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Geez now I'm up to two screens of Bison rubes on ignore. Yes we have a sense of humor it just isn't down at the same level as yours, I believe that your followers at Bisonswille would think this is funny, it is right at their level of intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGreyAnt41 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Given that EVERYONE on here seems to be a little to sensitive these days, what with whining and crying about almost everything, I figured it's time for a CAS sensitivity test. So, are you an overly sensitive male, or are you DA MAN!! Give 'er a go: Looks like you were right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottM Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Sorry, I did laugh at this. See you all in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petey23 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 You could have left this sexist drivel at bisonville. Relax. No one made you answer A. You could have skipped ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMSioux Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Just don't think this belongs in a thread under UND Community - it would have been funny to me when I was in my teens-early 20s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krangodance Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Looks like you were right. I doubt anybody is hurt by this post. I'm certainly not. That doesn't mean I have to think it's funny. This is way too juvenile for my tastes. To each his / her own though. Personally, when it comes to humor, I'm a big fan of irony and the ironic aspect of this post is we've had to listen to folks like the two of you for years about how insensitive we all are for supporting the use of the term Sioux as our logo. Nobody said you had to be consistent I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WYOBISONMAN Posted March 2, 2012 Author Share Posted March 2, 2012 Good grief......you guys need to lighten up. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneySIOUX Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Good grief......you guys need to lighten up. LOL! Good lord people.... HAVE A LAUGH!!!!! Thanks WYOBISONMAN! I thought it was funny and I still consider myself an intellectual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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