Siouxphan27

Is he by any chance related to Alice?

No no no. You’ve misinterpreted the tea leaves once again. If you read between the lines you can clearly see they’re going with a combo band of both munchkins and flying monkeys, meaning they’ll only need half the floor space.

I heard they also got new marching band uniforms.

National Anthem?

I wish someone would go talk to the director of the marching band at each of these schools so we could once and for all figure out who is going FBS.

http://www.inforum.com/news/education/4476816-complaint-more-negligent-animal-deaths-ndsu-including-6-cows-1-horse Not so sure I'd give SU the advantage on animal husbandry. If the job is strictly burying dead animals, then yes, I'd give the SU grads the job based on experience.

Hey now; he really improved over the past two weeks.

Yep. The two parades are going to begin simultaneously at opposite ends of University. Once they converge in the middle, the Heitkamp and Cramer supporters are going to have a huge brawl.

It’s a good gig if you can get it.

And, no Offensive Coordinator of the Year honors are possible now either. Dammit.

Frankly I’m a little offended this question wasn’t asked of me.

Through These Fissures just didn’t have the same ring to it so they opted out.

First things first: how’s their marching band?

Try reading it a little slower.

Very logical. However, given that last year the coaching staff didn’t realize Zim should’ve been the #2 QB on the team, I have my doubts.

My predictions for this year are 6-5, Rudolph is praised for the turn around and given a 20 year extension. Soccer becomes my new favorite sport.

How does that old saying go? if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a.........Nazi?

Sheesh, the mauling would be bad enough....but then if the bear followed it up by cracking some jokes at the poor tot's expense...well, that would just be inexcusable.

How about after 5 minutes 3X3, goalies lose their sticks. After another 5, goalies lose their gloves. After another 5 minutes if still tied, both teams get an L.

Looks like those Chinese tariffs are starting to affect everything.

The police need to annunciate better. Most of those people standing around thought they had said beer in the tree.

Isn't there a book for that? No? At least theyre admitting there is next to zero public interest.

Good job reading those tea leaves boys!

I hearby nominate this post for Pun of The Year.