Yes, Alum Alumni. I think I can satirically help everyone out on some recent events given the aforementioned.
Plural forms other than apostrophe s can cause mass chaos within mongoloid groups.They obtain the ability to differentiate oblong balls versus round balls, but fail to understand the complexity of the english language. The failure to grasp their own language has caused a few recent disputes. One being the KVLY/Midco fiasco down in South Dakota. Without the simplicity of the KVLY production team our friends to the south are unable to follow the game in a constructive manner. Some of the King knuckle draggers at the school were able to predict the impending debacle that was about to beset the fanbase. They were able to pound their chest loud enough to stop the grammatically correct broadcast that was about to be forced upon them.
I could go on and on. I hope this clears things up for everybody.