MafiaMan

Do you have examples of this NOT happening? The son of a family friend of mine is in an ND hospital today undergoing ACL surgery. We need the government to enforce a shelter in place order? Is that what we’re calling martial law these days? When can I expect the secret police to drop off 15 of my relatives and tell us that we all now live together? Is the Wisconsin State Patrol going to arrest me when I leave to go get my oil changed later today? I’m 2,000 miles overdue - seems kind of important. BTW, my March commission check is on pace to be 1/2 of what it was last year...I’m sure the mortgage company will be sympathetic - at least for a few more days.

Compared to hundreds of thousands of suicides? 90+ year old WI man dies “from coronavirus” — “tragic,” according to the local media here. 20 teenage suicides in the past 5-7 years within a 30 mile radius of my house didn’t generate the same level of attention.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/coronavirus-teen-who-feared-isolation-21749766 @Oxbow6 - it’s started.

That’s a typical Saturday night for @gfhockey , so let’s not get TOO crazy...

$4 billion for non-profit museums in NYC. Seems reasonable, right Jerry Nadler?

Re-opening up the country in time for a Christian holiday? Liberal lawyers everywhere just had simultaneous heart attacks.

They don’t. Those numbers will be pushed under the rug. However, if gun deaths go up, that narrative will be pushed pedal to the metal!

That sure hasn't stopped Daily Mail from pushing the panic button... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8146515/U-S-potential-coronavirus-epicenter-says-WHO.html

“Misquoted.”

I know you’d like to THINK that, but the clear answer here is number 1.

AFTER 6 months? I’ll be breaking into my neighbor’s house in about another week to get some!

30 days? Oh, ok then, cool. What about the 6-12 months that we’re supposed to be isolating? You know, before the 2nd, 3rd, 17th, and eleventy billionth waves of this virus?

I’ll give my Credit Union a call tomorrow and go with that one...I’ll post their answer here tomorrow night at 6 pm.

Again, what’s the solution? You think XYZ Bank is gonna sit around forever waiting on Joe Citizen to mail in a 16 months overdue car or house payment check while we sort thru this?

So in the meantime, huddle up for the next 4-6 months and wait for the government checks to start rolling in?

Are you proposing 600,000 tests for every man, woman, and child in the state?

It’s been 6-8 weeks of chaos. I stopped in at Target today and they’re out of toilet paper, mac n cheese, and pregnancy tests...

Well, the good news is, I stopped referring my illness from last week as the "Chinese Virus" and here we are on Monday morning and I'm feeling 100% better!

THE KING LIVES! Long live @NorthDakotaHockey !

Well, Cuomo’s a Democrat and a much better public speaker, so now it’s hip to be optimistic about things...

Cuomo/Trump 2024

Well, since it’s unbiased Vox we’re talking about...

Well, I’ve heard enough. Time for Bergum to authorize cyanide pills for every man, woman and child in the state. Clearly there is no way out of this.