MafiaMan

LOL. "Wow".

EASTER? I’m more concerned about the NCHC Frozen Faceoff at the moment!

Absolutely petty.

Good thing we sent everyone into PANIC mode right away though!

Well, it’s either run the risk of exposure to Covid-19 by sitting with the UND students or having to deal with the smell of chewing tobacco and kids who haven’t showered in a week over in the NDSU student section. I’ll take my chances with the Covid-19 exposure...

Maddow: “Listen to the scientists!” also Maddow: “We have one hundred and sixty two possible genders!”

Is the font on my laptop getting smaller or do I need an eye exam? (I'll show myself out)

Took the test today. Good news, bad news. No Covid-19, but apparently I’m pregnant.

I was going to purchase my NCHC Frozen Faceoff tickets this week...now I think I'll wait until they're offering 2-day packages for $10 a pop!

Who do you think got the event listed with UND Alumni Association?

Breaking News: The Hogg event will NOT be cancelled because of the slim chance of coronavirus.

You go with 15...I’ll take eleventy billion.

I only wish I had said that. Had I done so, there would no doubt be another banner in the rafters at REA and North Dakota would have been back-to-back national champions in 1997 and 1998. Groan... Can't wait for @Goon to yell out during "Sioux fan storytime" at the Hogg in less than two weeks, "Hey, Mafia, tell the one about how you cost us the national championship in 1998!"

Stupid auto-correct on my phone. Who set THAT up?

“were,” not “was,” in that instance, Wilbur... Take away that comma and a 0 and now you’re in the ballpark of actual attendance.

Well, on the plus side, dozens of Gopher fans went home happy tonight!

RIGHT? Good grief!

Oh believe me, I was well on my way to doing just that until one of St Paul’s finest grabbed ME and told me to “let it go.”

WORCESTER? YUCK!

Well, given that half of the US population has been killed over the last 13 years due to gun violence, I would think most major federal government programs could be cut, no?

The odds of UND making the NCHC Frozen Faceoff went up significantly last night...get your name on the attendee list!

King Trump ordered it and it was done! No, it wasn’t.

Well, to be fair, I heard a rumor that Berry was exposed to Coronavirus...

Nice idea, but that eastern North Dakota border would never fly, nor should it. It wouldn’t take long for a blown out of bounds call to cause concern.