MafiaMan

Note to self: new most-hated NHL team is the Blues.

de Blasio disputes this claim... https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/03/27/mayor-de-blasio-denies-protective-gear-shortage-for-health-care-workers/amp/

Call ‘em the tumblin’ di-ice... (probably not what you were shooting for there)

Played at UND when I was there. Sad to see this. Condolences to his friends and family.

I like Kirk Herbstreit a lot, but is there really a need to speculate on what will happen come August? Had I loudly proclaimed to my friends at Thanksgiving that the NBA, NHL, and the NCAA basketball tournament would all be cancelled by early March...I would have been laughed out of the house. We can only hope and pray for the best.

Your use of sentence structure left a lot to be desired, but I digress... Kudos to this woman for trying to find some joy and laughter and go on a cruise. Sad story.

C'mon, Goon, a cruise ship with stage four cancer?

Who cares about the Cowboys? I’m growing anxious to see the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers jerseys!

Not all heroes wear capes. So brave, so bold.

24 HOURS? I give it 6 minutes!

Cannot be too cautious these days, Oxbow6...if we can all just hunker down “safer at home” until 2027, we’ll be just fine.

Or perhaps Christine Pelosi?

I’ll part with a couple of rolls for a green 2010 Reebok 48...

BUT TRUMP IS CRAZY FOR HOPING TO RE-OPEN COUNTRY BY EASTER! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8157435/Mayor-Bill-Blasio-hopes-open-NYC-public-schools-April-20.html

We’re Italy any second now, right?

25-30? That's how far my sister and her family is away from one - and they live right on Highway 85! Some of their "neighbors" live another 10-45 miles away from one as they're down in the hills. Killdeer (Dunn County) and Belfield (Stark County) are the closest locations for most folks who don't live in the county seat of Medora. But damn those country bumpkins for not "sheltering in place," right?

Ridiculous! He can’t even skate!

But, hey, those of you with declining and/or disappearing paychecks, please support your local bars and restaurants by ordering plenty of take out food and beverages.

I was told you’re more deader if it’s from coronavirus...

2016: “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER - HE IS GOING TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY!” 2020: “WHY HASN’T TRUMP DECLARED MARTIAL LAW AND TAKEN OVER THE COUNTRY YET?” Strange days indeed!

Sorry I’m late. They are mailing me a late notice as per their usual policy.

Are we Italy yet? When was that happening again?

Do you have examples of this NOT happening? The son of a family friend of mine is in an ND hospital today undergoing ACL surgery. We need the government to enforce a shelter in place order? Is that what we’re calling martial law these days? When can I expect the secret police to drop off 15 of my relatives and tell us that we all now live together? Is the Wisconsin State Patrol going to arrest me when I leave to go get my oil changed later today? I’m 2,000 miles overdue - seems kind of important. BTW, my March commission check is on pace to be 1/2 of what it was last year...I’m sure the mortgage company will be sympathetic - at least for a few more days.

Compared to hundreds of thousands of suicides? 90+ year old WI man dies “from coronavirus” — “tragic,” according to the local media here. 20 teenage suicides in the past 5-7 years within a 30 mile radius of my house didn’t generate the same level of attention.