MafiaMan

Walgreen’s in Hudson WI...no TP or EPT on the shelves.

Oh yea, for a second there, I thought he was talking about my lack of "Self Control." (I'll show myself out again).

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Note to self: new most-hated NHL team is the Blues.

de Blasio disputes this claim... https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/03/27/mayor-de-blasio-denies-protective-gear-shortage-for-health-care-workers/amp/

Call ‘em the tumblin’ di-ice... (probably not what you were shooting for there)

Played at UND when I was there. Sad to see this. Condolences to his friends and family.

I like Kirk Herbstreit a lot, but is there really a need to speculate on what will happen come August? Had I loudly proclaimed to my friends at Thanksgiving that the NBA, NHL, and the NCAA basketball tournament would all be cancelled by early March...I would have been laughed out of the house. We can only hope and pray for the best.

Your use of sentence structure left a lot to be desired, but I digress... Kudos to this woman for trying to find some joy and laughter and go on a cruise. Sad story.

C'mon, Goon, a cruise ship with stage four cancer?

Who cares about the Cowboys? I’m growing anxious to see the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers jerseys!

Not all heroes wear capes. So brave, so bold.

24 HOURS? I give it 6 minutes!

Cannot be too cautious these days, Oxbow6...if we can all just hunker down “safer at home” until 2027, we’ll be just fine.

Or perhaps Christine Pelosi?

I’ll part with a couple of rolls for a green 2010 Reebok 48...

BUT TRUMP IS CRAZY FOR HOPING TO RE-OPEN COUNTRY BY EASTER! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8157435/Mayor-Bill-Blasio-hopes-open-NYC-public-schools-April-20.html

We’re Italy any second now, right?

25-30? That's how far my sister and her family is away from one - and they live right on Highway 85! Some of their "neighbors" live another 10-45 miles away from one as they're down in the hills. Killdeer (Dunn County) and Belfield (Stark County) are the closest locations for most folks who don't live in the county seat of Medora. But damn those country bumpkins for not "sheltering in place," right?

Ridiculous! He can’t even skate!

But, hey, those of you with declining and/or disappearing paychecks, please support your local bars and restaurants by ordering plenty of take out food and beverages.

I was told you’re more deader if it’s from coronavirus...

2016: “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER - HE IS GOING TO DECLARE MARTIAL LAW AND TAKE OVER THE COUNTRY!” 2020: “WHY HASN’T TRUMP DECLARED MARTIAL LAW AND TAKEN OVER THE COUNTRY YET?” Strange days indeed!

Sorry I’m late. They are mailing me a late notice as per their usual policy.

Are we Italy yet? When was that happening again?