MafiaMan

30 days? Oh, ok then, cool. What about the 6-12 months that we’re supposed to be isolating? You know, before the 2nd, 3rd, 17th, and eleventy billionth waves of this virus?

I’ll give my Credit Union a call tomorrow and go with that one...I’ll post their answer here tomorrow night at 6 pm.

Again, what’s the solution? You think XYZ Bank is gonna sit around forever waiting on Joe Citizen to mail in a 16 months overdue car or house payment check while we sort thru this?

So in the meantime, huddle up for the next 4-6 months and wait for the government checks to start rolling in?

Are you proposing 600,000 tests for every man, woman, and child in the state?

It’s been 6-8 weeks of chaos. I stopped in at Target today and they’re out of toilet paper, mac n cheese, and pregnancy tests...

Well, the good news is, I stopped referring my illness from last week as the "Chinese Virus" and here we are on Monday morning and I'm feeling 100% better!

THE KING LIVES! Long live @NorthDakotaHockey !

Well, Cuomo’s a Democrat and a much better public speaker, so now it’s hip to be optimistic about things...

Cuomo/Trump 2024

Well, since it’s unbiased Vox we’re talking about...

Well, I’ve heard enough. Time for Bergum to authorize cyanide pills for every man, woman and child in the state. Clearly there is no way out of this.

How many recoveries that we don’t even know about? Oh, wait, I was told that despite not knowing much about the virus, we know that anyone afflicted who recovers faces a lifetime of health issues.

YOU’RE NOT PANICKING ENOUGH, CRATTER!

You’re a couple of years older than me, Ox...need me to pick up an extra bag of Depends for you while I’m out?

Dude...I’m 49. Four years younger than “elderly,” apparently.

Breaking news out of Bismarck... In response to seeing the numbers coming in out of New York, Governor Doug Burgum has called up the National Guard to seal off Reeder in order to safeguard the town’s residens.

I can only imagine southpaw’s reaction to Trump declaring Martial Law back in early February...

Good grief. I need to put my damn phone down and get outside.

Like this “top” NY surgeon... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139779/Top-New-York-surgeon-warns-coronavirus-infections-peak-22-32-days.html ...who quotes none other than Lenin at the end of his speech.

I can’t tell those two apart...the shrillness is their voices is too similar.

That’s because Joy Behar wasn’t available. You know Joy, right? The woman who feels Joe Biden’s wife would make a great Surgeon General. (it was actually Whoopi who said that, not Joy)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/16/no-white-house-didnt-dissolve-its-pandemic-response-office/%3foutputType=amp

You forgot to mention that Hannity is trying to “shift the blame” for coronavirus onto the Chinese because he a racist! I know it’s every liberal’s fantasy that President Sanders issues executes Order 66 and authorizes the replacement of Fox News with American Pravda, but until then, please seek some help for that Trump Derangement Syndrome. Russia...Ukraine...coronavirus...give it up already. Even the tingle running up Chris Matthews’ leg is long-gone...