MafiaMan

Like, oh, for example, that travel ban from China to the US? https://nypost.com/2020/03/01/criticisms-of-trumps-coronavirus-response-are-sickening-devine/

Unnamed sources tell me that not calling it the "Wuhan Virus" would have done plenty in the way of stopping its spread.

#nowdoabortion

Well, no problem. I’ll just grab some Monopoly money and head out to the grocery store to stock up on a few things, then I’m all set!

Can’t be too cautious these days!

I apologize I didn’t realize you were in Germany.

They’re not? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mystateline.com/news/national/tennessee-brothers-taking-heat-for-buying-17000-bottles-of-hand-sanitizer-amazon-pulls-sales/amp/

Cuomo did a good job with the explanation - the problem is most people won’t get past the headline...

Well, it’s “Newsweek,” so that probably says it all right there...

So Trump should call in the US military to deliver the secret government stash of hand sanitizer stored at Area 51 to airports?

That 82 year old victim in New York...hard to blame coronavirus when she suffered from advanced emphysema, but it feeds into the panic, so roll with the story!

I certainly won’t expect more than 5-6 people to show up, LOL, but I’m always up for an excuse for a Cheese Hogg!

Is anyone still coming to St Paul next weekend?

Cancel the girls and boys state basketball tournaments immediately! Kids: "Can we go to the Mall of America?" Parents: "SURE! What else are we gonna do?"

Oof. Too young, Oxbow, too young. ALS is an awful, AWFUl disease. I'm sorry to hear of this. As for the coronavirus impact, God help us all. I think the tipping point has already occurred in terms of panic. I can't keep up with my customers cancelling orders today.

I dunno, boys...Canisius College is going to be raising an asterisk banner too as they feel they were gonna go on a major run and win the whole thing.

So where do you hit the reset button? Do you not play any games next fall/winter and just pick up the NCHC tournament first round come next March? I don't have the answer either, but this season looks like it'll be a nice big * in the scorecard of sports history everywhere.

I'm pretty sure my immune system would whoop COVID-19. I'm not sure my mental health can surive no NCAA hockey or basketball in March/April.

I'm thinking hours...

HEARD? That whole team absolutely QUIT halfway thru that 9-1 loss at Ohio State last weekend. Hard to play hockey with a pen and NHL contract occupying space in your jock strap!

Too late. The UMD and Omaha athletic departments bought every last suit to protect their players from the green bullies.

Update: @Wilbur's pink hat has been changed to Williston Coyote orange as pink is evidently no longer an option. I also ordered 3 extra black hats and 3 extra grey hats in the event we have a straggler hop on-board.

LOL. "Wow".

EASTER? I’m more concerned about the NCHC Frozen Faceoff at the moment!