MafiaMan

Dude...I’m 49. Four years younger than “elderly,” apparently.

Breaking news out of Bismarck... In response to seeing the numbers coming in out of New York, Governor Doug Burgum has called up the National Guard to seal off Reeder in order to safeguard the town’s residens.

I can only imagine southpaw’s reaction to Trump declaring Martial Law back in early February...

Good grief. I need to put my damn phone down and get outside.

Like this “top” NY surgeon... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139779/Top-New-York-surgeon-warns-coronavirus-infections-peak-22-32-days.html ...who quotes none other than Lenin at the end of his speech.

I can’t tell those two apart...the shrillness is their voices is too similar.

That’s because Joy Behar wasn’t available. You know Joy, right? The woman who feels Joe Biden’s wife would make a great Surgeon General. (it was actually Whoopi who said that, not Joy)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/16/no-white-house-didnt-dissolve-its-pandemic-response-office/%3foutputType=amp

You forgot to mention that Hannity is trying to “shift the blame” for coronavirus onto the Chinese because he a racist! I know it’s every liberal’s fantasy that President Sanders issues executes Order 66 and authorizes the replacement of Fox News with American Pravda, but until then, please seek some help for that Trump Derangement Syndrome. Russia...Ukraine...coronavirus...give it up already. Even the tingle running up Chris Matthews’ leg is long-gone...

Bill de Blasio 2016-January 2020: “TRUMP’S A DICTATOR HELL-BENT ON RUNNING THE WHOLE COUNTRY HIMSELF!” Same guy 15 minutes ago: “TRUMP ISN’T DOING ENOUGH TO HELP US! WE NEED HIM TO LOCK THE COUNTRY DOWN AND DECLARE MARTIAL LAW!”

Hold up for a second...these moves were called xenophobic by Joe Biden, Democrats, and the news media...now you’re suggesting that it’s Trump’s fault because the “right” team would have resulted in the flights being stopped even SOONER? My head is literally whirling from the left wing spin cycle...

What’s today’s take on banning flights from China and Europe? Is it possible we could have MORE cases inside the US had these measures not been taken?

CNN reports that Russia is handling the coronavirus well... https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/21/europe/putin-coronavirus-russia-intl/index.html ...and we’ve officially jumped the shark. Putin shut down the 2,600 mile border with China on January 30th. Not long afterward, Trump wants to ban flights to the US from China. Coincidence? Get Stetler and Acosta on it! THIS is CNN.

I was told that UMD was banned from the tournament after it had been determined that a shipment of NDSU-football-supplied “Mountain Dew” had somehow found its way to the Duluth locker room...

I knew you’d go the route of “hey, they were qualified,” over what your other comment stated - “yes men.” Or women as was the case with Susan Rice.

I have Obama’s “wingman” Eric Holder and Susan “IT WAS A YOUTUBE VIDEO!” Rice holding for you on lines 1 and 2, respectively...

Were he a Democrat, Richard Grenell would be a hero to the LGBTQ+ community. As a Republican, however, well, you know...

Yep, he did. We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Great speech. Then he went out and rounded up Japanese Americans and put them into prison camps.

Haven’t been this disappointed in a day since I got a 3-pack of tightie whities from Santa for Christmas as a teenager back in ‘83! This is NOT a cancellation, but a 365 day postponement of the Hogg event. We’ll see you in 2021. PM me if you would like info on the goodies that I was going to wow everyone with. Let’s just say one would go nicely with your SiouxSports hat.

EVERY president? The news media openly covered for a president stricken with polio (FDR) and made sure the average American voter didn’t see him as a “cripple.” The same news media wouldn’t have DARED to cross JFK and go public with his out of control appetite for sex...hell, they were too awestruck by “Camelot.” The fawning of our media “watchdogs” over Obama was laughable at best. But by all means though, please continue...

Pump the brakes! Let’s not try to sustain the panic we’re creating! At least wait until after the November election before being optimistic!

Which is why he needs a shadow president spouting off that the opposite of whatever Trump does would be the right choice? We all know if Trump came out today and announced he was implementing the Green New Deal with the stroke of a pen via executive order, the news media would be up in arms over the tyranny of Trump and how we cannot possibly survive without fossil fuels and gas guzzling SUV’s. Or did you not notice that the leftie loony bins suddenly could not care less about the environment as you can no longer a) use your take-home Big Gulp or Holiday plastic cup and need to get a new one for each use and b) you can’t use your own shopping bag at the grocery store and now (EGADS!) are required to use their plastic bags?

Well, Joe wouldn’t have cut off flights from China, so there’s that...

Also Democrats: “You go, Joe Biden, and tell that renegade hillbilly UAW worker that he’s full of sh*t! THAT’S the Joe we NEED!”

Minnesota’s first - woman in her 80’s. 81 or almost 90? What does it matter? Chalk it up to coronavirus!