MafiaMan

$4 billion for non-profit museums in NYC. Seems reasonable, right Jerry Nadler?

Re-opening up the country in time for a Christian holiday? Liberal lawyers everywhere just had simultaneous heart attacks.

They don’t. Those numbers will be pushed under the rug. However, if gun deaths go up, that narrative will be pushed pedal to the metal!

That sure hasn't stopped Daily Mail from pushing the panic button... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8146515/U-S-potential-coronavirus-epicenter-says-WHO.html

“Misquoted.”

I know you’d like to THINK that, but the clear answer here is number 1.

AFTER 6 months? I’ll be breaking into my neighbor’s house in about another week to get some!

30 days? Oh, ok then, cool. What about the 6-12 months that we’re supposed to be isolating? You know, before the 2nd, 3rd, 17th, and eleventy billionth waves of this virus?

I’ll give my Credit Union a call tomorrow and go with that one...I’ll post their answer here tomorrow night at 6 pm.

Again, what’s the solution? You think XYZ Bank is gonna sit around forever waiting on Joe Citizen to mail in a 16 months overdue car or house payment check while we sort thru this?

So in the meantime, huddle up for the next 4-6 months and wait for the government checks to start rolling in?

Are you proposing 600,000 tests for every man, woman, and child in the state?

It’s been 6-8 weeks of chaos. I stopped in at Target today and they’re out of toilet paper, mac n cheese, and pregnancy tests...

Well, the good news is, I stopped referring my illness from last week as the "Chinese Virus" and here we are on Monday morning and I'm feeling 100% better!

THE KING LIVES! Long live @NorthDakotaHockey !

Well, Cuomo’s a Democrat and a much better public speaker, so now it’s hip to be optimistic about things...

Cuomo/Trump 2024

Well, since it’s unbiased Vox we’re talking about...

Well, I’ve heard enough. Time for Bergum to authorize cyanide pills for every man, woman and child in the state. Clearly there is no way out of this.

How many recoveries that we don’t even know about? Oh, wait, I was told that despite not knowing much about the virus, we know that anyone afflicted who recovers faces a lifetime of health issues.

YOU’RE NOT PANICKING ENOUGH, CRATTER!

You’re a couple of years older than me, Ox...need me to pick up an extra bag of Depends for you while I’m out?

Dude...I’m 49. Four years younger than “elderly,” apparently.

Breaking news out of Bismarck... In response to seeing the numbers coming in out of New York, Governor Doug Burgum has called up the National Guard to seal off Reeder in order to safeguard the town’s residens.