I can promise some laughs and good stories. People typically stay a couple of hours and then head to the X. Leave the Hogger at 1-1:15pm and you'll have no problem making the 2pm game with plenty of time to spare.
I used to kind of like the Suns...one of two teams jobbed by the 'Michael Jordan must win the NBA title at ALL costs' policy of David Stern in the 1990's. See also: Jazz, Utah or Russell, Bryon.