MafiaMan

The spread in this game reminds me of those awesome Bill Swerski's Superfans skits on SNL... Bill: Bison versus Nord Dakota. Carl, who ya got? Carl: Uh, I got da Bison winnin' tree hunnert and turty two ta seven. Bill: Wow, dat's pretty optimistic der Carl. You really tink Nord Dakota's gonna score a touchdown?

Any chance of him donning the phony glasses and funny nose and suiting up this season as little brother Jimmy Gregoire?

GOOD-NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

The SEC seems to do just fine whenever LSU plays Auburn (and now Missouri) and Georgia plays Mississippi State.

I can't wait! Let's play Fighting Sundogs of the Rough Stars hockey!

All jerseys gone? That didn't take long. I still have that Joe Finley stick in my garage...

This schlossman poster seems to have some pretty solid intel. Anyone have an idea as to who he might be?

Well, on the plus side, it'll be one of the few times out in public that your sister keeps her shirt ON! (all in good fun, Johnboy, all in good fun)

Fighting Hawks. The word "Fighting" stays in the name as a tie-in to the proud history of Fighting Sioux athletics.

In my day, winning the national championship meant winning the national championship. That pretty much took the sting out of any regular season loss to an in --or out--state rival.

I think I confused myself between CB and DB and then went with QB.

Cal Poly's biggest win since hiring Coach Nickerson and signing top defensive recruit Stefan Djordjevic?

Wazzo? I think you mean Wazzu.

Pics?

Nice road win!

Michigan may have lost on Thursday night, but the Harbros made me chuckle.

Wait a minute! So now right-wingers are conspiring with the mainstream left-wing media to smear the protestors? LOL! Please Grandpa, tell me another bedtime story!

How many pre-season natties does Minnesota have?

One of the big stations in town ran a story on Thursday or Friday night about two women who pulled a gun on a 90 year old lady and robbed her. Their race was not mentioned in the story, despite the fact that still video shots clearly showed two women of color. They were simply described as being in their late 20's/early 30's. Rest assured though, if the suspects were 19 year old white kids wearing denim jackets with a Confederate Naval Jack flag sewn on the left pocket, that detail wouldn't have gone unreported.

Yep. I know plenty of folks who think "Wild" is an incredibly lame nickname - but the logo helps make up for it.

Fighting Hawks might not be a great choice, but it's the only one that keeps a tie-in to the former nickname - and that's a plus in my book.

That 21 year old social misfit was bright enough to consider all of that?

Our current President made a statement that the number of victims of gun crimes in the US "dwarfs" the number killed by terrorists. Call it a hunch, but I would bet that ISIS killed more than a couple of people yesterday. Hell, they chop off more heads than that on any given day.

I might suggest that Stanford picking a new tree nickname and logo may have indeed been a big FU to elitist academia nuts and the NCAA...

Kelley couldn't possibly be asking the NCAA to make such threats against UND in order to force the school to pick a new nickname, could he? Now where have I heard of that tactic being used before...?