MafiaMan

I appreciate the optimism of those who predicted a UND upset, but...

Fire Hakstol? Simple question.

On the plus side, Miami's up 17-0 on Nebraska.

But why would Gopher hockey fans be in attendance there today?

Unbelievable. Everyone knows that the answer is Jeff Bentrim.

The spread in this game reminds me of those awesome Bill Swerski's Superfans skits on SNL... Bill: Bison versus Nord Dakota. Carl, who ya got? Carl: Uh, I got da Bison winnin' tree hunnert and turty two ta seven. Bill: Wow, dat's pretty optimistic der Carl. You really tink Nord Dakota's gonna score a touchdown?

Any chance of him donning the phony glasses and funny nose and suiting up this season as little brother Jimmy Gregoire?

GOOD-NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

The SEC seems to do just fine whenever LSU plays Auburn (and now Missouri) and Georgia plays Mississippi State.

I can't wait! Let's play Fighting Sundogs of the Rough Stars hockey!

All jerseys gone? That didn't take long. I still have that Joe Finley stick in my garage...

This schlossman poster seems to have some pretty solid intel. Anyone have an idea as to who he might be?

Well, on the plus side, it'll be one of the few times out in public that your sister keeps her shirt ON! (all in good fun, Johnboy, all in good fun)

Fighting Hawks. The word "Fighting" stays in the name as a tie-in to the proud history of Fighting Sioux athletics.

In my day, winning the national championship meant winning the national championship. That pretty much took the sting out of any regular season loss to an in --or out--state rival.

I think I confused myself between CB and DB and then went with QB.

Cal Poly's biggest win since hiring Coach Nickerson and signing top defensive recruit Stefan Djordjevic?

Wazzo? I think you mean Wazzu.

Pics?

Nice road win!

Michigan may have lost on Thursday night, but the Harbros made me chuckle.

Wait a minute! So now right-wingers are conspiring with the mainstream left-wing media to smear the protestors? LOL! Please Grandpa, tell me another bedtime story!

How many pre-season natties does Minnesota have?