The Sicatoka

The MVFC is "MV" in name only. It's actually the old (defunct) Gateway FB Conference. It runs as a branch of the Summit, not the MVC, doesn't it?

No fry feed for Potato Bowl 2018 and Mafia has the soundtrack.

Milli Red River Valley ... er, Vanilli explains the situation: The preceding video was shameless stolen from Mafia's iPod.

Allow me to explain the additional potential ramifications of this ...

Beat me to it.

The Vikings training facility is in Eagan, MN. Any truth to the rumor that the Eagan city commission is looking at renaming the town “Shanksville”?

As PCM once said, face made for radio, voice made for print.

Probably requires a quality loss.

Tristan (can he grow a) Beard

TV pitch man Billy Mays (RIP) Wanna-be future TV pitch man QB Tanner Gueller (need to work on the beard lad)

Seems they need work on the place kicking also. It was 12-0 over Alcorn State. Um, what? Soccer? Whattha ... https://fightinghawks.com/news/2018/9/16/womens-soccer-goal-record-shattered-in-12-0-victory-over-alcorn-state.aspx

I hope the team is more worried about Idaho State than some silly, made-up, guestimate poll number. Massey (not a poll, an analytic comparison tool) has UND moving up. That's a good trend to maintain.

This seems like the old "a train leaves Chicago" problem. UM attendance up 175% and 10 more than UND could get. Attendance was 4 but going up 175% means it went up 4 (100%) and 3 (75%) thus 175% would be 7. And 7 (up 175%) plus 4 (starting point) is 11. The answer checks because 11 > 10 (meaning 10 more than UND could get). So, rube, your answer is 11. Math is fun.

Dear Mr C, The folks you are looking for hang out at the NE corner of University and 12th Ave N in Fargo. There's a bar there; just walk in and start trash talking and you'll find them.

FYP.

Not exactly God ...

QB Mike Dare Richard "Bull from 'Night Court'" Moll

And Berry's predecessor was a dynamic, gifted, natural-born sniper offensively? For the record ... Berry 1983-84 32 2 7 9 8 1984-85 40 4 26 30 26 1985-86 40 6 29 35 26 Hakstol 1989-90 44 4 16 20 76 1990-91 42 3 9 12 63 1991-92 21 3 11 14 52

Yup. Can I at least hope for a downpour?

Does this count as a DIII quality loss?

If you had Guilford holding Davidson under 684 yards of rushing offense ... you lost! Worse? If you're Davidson, you ran for 685 ... and still gave up more total offense yards than that (698) to your opponent.

From the NWS Houston office.

IPFW keeps looking at IUPUI (or whatever it is called now) having already jumped ship. In all the noise of this thread, this fact keeps being overlooked. If the Summit brass isn't looking at contingencies for this potentiality (eventuality?) they are derelict.