Strike up the REA Choir!
(to the Oscar Meyer bologna song, "Oh my bologna has a first name ...")
Oh-h-h my,
Bognar hung out his thing,
b-u-s-t-'d,
Then he slugged an officer,
c-u-f-f-'d.
Because of this he can not play,
but if he's here we'd like to say,
at Jim's Steak-Out just zip away,
don't let Bognar hang and sway.
(to the Oscar Meyer wiener song, "I wish I were an ...")
Oh he wishes he hadn't shown his weiner,
That is what he'd truly like to say,
Oh, Bognar wishes he hadn't shown his weiner,
But for showing it he doesn't get to play.
As far as signs ....
"Hey, no weenies in this steakhouse!"
"Bognar pickers!"