Siouxman Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Mike Prpich's aura can cause people to stand (or crouch) in weird places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goon Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Mike Prpich's aura can cause people to stand (or crouch) in weird places. And guard their water bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 Deaf people listen to Tim Hennesey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 The Fighting Sioux recruits don't need a map. All roads lead to the Ralph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxnami Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 The Massachusetts Institute of Technology uses a Joe Finley slapshot to prove the theory of relativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 21, 2007 Author Share Posted May 21, 2007 To go with siouxnami's physics theme. Heisenberg is certain that Ryan Duncan's going to score from "his spot." I was hoping not to get that obscure until late in the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxnami Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 TJ Oshie took down 3/8 of the Berlin wall with a blistering body check. Communism failed in East Germany shortly there after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A HG Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 TJ Oshie took down 3/8 of the Berlin wall with a blistering body check. Communism failed in East Germany shortly there after. 3/8ths? I think you meant to say he took down 8/3's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioux Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 3/8ths? I think you meant to say he took down 8/3's wouldnt that mean he would have to break it down, build it up again, and then break down 2/3s of it again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big A HG Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 wouldnt that mean he would have to break it down, build it up again, and then break down 2/3s of it again? I don't know how he does it, but he's that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 wouldnt that mean he would have to break it down, build it up again, and then break down 2/3s of it again? What are you a NDSU grad? You'd have to knock it down, build it up, knock it down, build it up and knock 2/3rds of it down to make 8/3rds. Now a car leaves Chicago traveling 25 miles per hour but accelerating 1 mile per hour per hour...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxnami Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Oshie rips the erasers of his pencils, because he doesn't need them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 Oshie rips the erasers of his pencils, because he doesn't need them... I thought he had Dave Hakstol stare the the erasers off of his pencils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxnami Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Zach Jones is getting a 4 year degree in anger management. Kyle Radke runs with scissors. Michael Forney is forbidden to do so. Coach Hak can resurface ice by looking at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 The guys in the Farce have never grown up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackheart Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 It's 2007 and still nobody scores when James Patrick is on the ice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 Matt Greene's favorite thing about playing for UND was the free sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THETRIOUXPER Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 It's not really lightning and thunder, the Sioux are just that fast and hit that hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioux Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 What are you a NDSU grad? You'd have to knock it down, build it up, knock it down, build it up and knock 2/3rds of it down to make 8/3rds. Now a car leaves Chicago traveling 25 miles per hour but accelerating 1 mile per hour per hour...... so i missed one. here 1wall + 1 wall + 2/3rds of a wall = 8/3rds!! that was pretty embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggler Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 What are you a NDSU grad? You'd have to knock it down, build it up, knock it down, build it up and knock 2/3rds of it down to make 8/3rds. Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands. We're coming with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 so i missed one. here 1wall + 1 wall + 2/3rds of a wall = 8/3rds!! that was pretty embarrassing. I thought you had done it on purpose just so some jerk could make a NDSU joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 On the 7th Day the Lord Rested. Dave Hakstol took over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccarsu Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands. Sounds like a romance novel; which knight do you propose to be in your tale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Whistler Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 Sounds like a romance novel; which knight do you propose to be in your tale? Lancelot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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