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At least there are no pictures. It looked ridiculous on the Red River team at state and last night it looked like a lot of the Warroad players had done it too with the same results.

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If you get a new perm, you can borrow my "Soul Glow". I still have a few gallons of it left after my high school days.

So that's what's lighting up your basement. I thought you were storing nuclear waste for Xcel Energy. :D

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Maybe next time they'll do their hair and nails.

What's for the Gophers after this? Bikini waxes?

Next up is the hormone therapy so they can look like and cry like little school girls when they get bounced from the playoffs.

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I'm definitely backing the right horse...

At least Lucia doesn't run practices while wearing gardening gloves.

Or does he? :D

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I suppose if everyone shaves their heads they would need new helmets

Maybe everyone should dye their hair Green - like these guys 15775298-S.jpg I personally like the 1/2 & 1/2 look green%20hair%20mike.jpg

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So that's what's lighting up your basement. I thought you were storing nuclear waste for Xcel Energy. :D

I thought only Triouxper knew about my "grow lights". Thanks for blowing my cover, PCM!!!!!

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I thought only Triouxper knew about my "grow lights". Thanks for blowing my cover, PCM!!!!!

Judging from the number of airplanes that have attempted night landings on our street, I'd guess that it's not that big of a secret. :D

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Why do they let history repeat itself?

Metrosexuals that listen to Country music, you can't make that up?:D?!!!!!!!!!

...eating chocolate pudding....

- Eric Cartman, South Park

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Friends, there are people out there, Gopher hockey players, who need your help. They struggle to find self-esteem at playoff time. They look for it in hair treatment or nail jobs. They need guidance, and they need more.

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You'll receive the satification of knowing you did all that for a Gopher.

Imagine their self-esteem when they step onto that NCAA ice rink to face Holy Cross knowing that they have been properly quaffed (manicured, pedicured, hair, facial, and make-up) for that special day. You'll know you did it to, er, for them.

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[/telethon begging voice]

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