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The Chieftain. I prefer this one to the Skylark.

Wow! Such hostility! I don't think they're bad at all. (before you SOBs ask, NO... I don't own one)

Get used to the phrase: That was one HELLEVang kick!

Wow... I knew his "Dakota phobia" was bad, but that's really low.

I heard through the grapevine a while back that this young man was interested. My source also told me that the players on the Western Michigan team are able to transfer without a waiting period, due to "problems" with the program... although he was not specific. Could this be a result of an NCAA violation or something along those lines?

Of course they wouldn't object to the use of "Redskins." It is obviously a term used loosely for those of us who's "skin burns if your out in the sun too long." Thank you, GrahamKracker, for feeling my pain. velkommen hjem til oss

So does the liberal, impious, and politically correct mumbo jumbo.

Just like the Devil's Lake mascot controversy a while back, too many people with nothing better to do. In the words of The Duke, "It's getting to be regoddamdiculous."

Right you are. I had a nice walleye spot on the big lake over some railroad structure a few years back. Now, those old railway beds are exposed. Kind of slaps you in the face to see something like that. Getting back to the Devils Lake outlet, does anyone know which "pollutants" the big complaint is about? I don't know about Devils Lake, but there's some simply nasty stuff that is already in the Red. How can a natural drainage basin produce anything worse than what's already flowing up north?

What will be even more interesting is the coming outcry from those who don't want to turn our "beautiful ND skies" into a "war-games playground." Mark my words... that too, is "on the way."

Yep... and if I'm not mistaken, tax free.

Although it might "season" the young lad to the intensity of his new league. I say let him try...

I agree it is very frustrating, although this may be one of very few chances Murray may see. We all know about his shoulder troubles, but how much do we really know? Could it be possible that the injury was severe enough that his career might be limited? Maybe a couple of years is all he has... and for a young man that has since childhood hung his hat on a career in hockey, he had better act quickly. I'm certainly not saying this is indeed the complete scenario, but I do believe that these factors had at least some role in his decision. As far as taking off for the first offer, yes, it's frustrating for the fans... but in this case at least, I think I can understand. The only thing that frustrates me about this whole thing is that I don't think we ever saw his true potential. Maybe he could have been one of the best in Green and White, but now he's destined to become "another good forward" in Fighting Sioux Hockey history. That, IMO, is too bad.

Good stuff!

Agreed. Good to see they called Commie up for the playoffs again. Did you see that hit on that little guy? Too much blood for TV, IMO.

Anyone know if rates are the same as last season? Or did they go down this year?

It seems like the "tweener" music was much more clever the first season, and has continually gotten worse over the past few years. Hardly any classic hockey tunes, and lots of sleeeepy crap. Some of the stuff they play makes you say WTF more than once a night.

So as someone who has already paid for years of tuition at UND as a student, as well as continues giving to the University after graduation; it could be said that it is, to use your terminology, "more my University than it is yours," right?

In a recent Herald Article Alerus parking fees have again been addressed as a way to generate more revenue. I really don't care about spending another 4-5 bucks at an event, but with the already hideous traffic flow, can you imagine getting in the lot with every car having to stop and pay? IMO, this will only add to the congestion when you have people making change, searching the seat cushions for loose change, etc. What's your opinion?

3rd... For Fedorov's sake, I'll give my reasons. 1) We will be good enough to achieve it. 2) I didn't want to jinx them by voting higher. 3) Everyone else was doing it.

"Beeg goal" is right... my vote for the best of 2004-2005.

I like simple too... but I didn't want to be responsible for long lines of students holding fountain pop waiting for the crapper. BTW, Nice idea on the gloves... why didn't I think of that? Permission granted.

I knew that was coming......

How to get loaded in the student section during the game at the Ralph: 1) Getting the booze in the door: You will get searched, so it takes some craftiness. Observe the search patterns of the security folks, and commit the details to memory. Are there those that they search more lightly than others? If so... get them to carry the flask. Generally, when wearing a winter coat, you will never be asked to remove it, only to look in the inner pockets, etc. If this tends to be the search pattern, you've got the green light to carry the flask in the back of your pants, below the belt line. When they "pat you down" they usually tend to hit the front and side, generally searching for items in pockets. If you use this method, you'll have your coat protecting the goods. And unless you have a "happy hands" security guard, you'll get the booze in the door. 1A) Alternative to flask: If you just don't think the flask in the pants schtik is going to cut it, carry the booze in a gallon zip-lok container. I would not recommend using a whole gallon, but hey... it's your party. With the zip-lok, the container remains pliable, and will not produce any incriminating bulges when going through the search process. Also, when it comes time to mix the drink, you can easily discard the alcohol container and will not be forced to carry an incriminating flask with you all evening. Note: If you carry the zip-lok near your backside, be sure to remove it before sitting. Very important. 2) Getting the booze into drinking form: You've got the flask into the concourse, and now it's time to get it into acceptable drinking form. Go to one of the vendors and purchase a fountain soda. I don't prefer the 20 oz containers because of the small opening. Also, the clarity of the plastic container can be the rat that parts you and your student tickets for the rest of the season. Anyway, I would recommend getting the largest fountain pop you can. Usually, you can get some sort of collectors cup, which is opaque. This is perfect. Now, order your coke, and don't forget the lid! The lid is important to prevent spillage, and to block any alcoholic vapors from security personnel. Also be sure to purchase a small popcorn and a misc. candy for future use to be explained later. The next step requires a lookout. If you both are attempting this, you can take turns. It will be fun. Anyway, pour out the desired amount of coke at a nearby water fountain. Now, if the coast is still clear, quickly put the booze in the container and get the lid on. If there is high concourse traffic, and you have little kids waiting to use the water fountain, do not but the booze in the container just yet. All you need is one spoiled brat to narc you out to their rich mom and dad, and your season is over. Take it to a concourse side table, preferably one without glass. Set up with the popcorn and candy like you and a friend are having nice innocent conversation. When the coast is clear, pour it and cap it. In extremely high traffic times such as Wisc, UM, UMD, one may be forced to use a bathroom stall to make the mix. Getting the mixed drink to your seats: If at all possible, avoid security at the bowl entrance. I know this is sometimes very hard to do, but the ushers and security often engage in chit-chat with one another. If you can catch them during this time, proceed immediately to your seats. Remember, never look them in the eye, and always be in the middle of a conversation with someone else. Human nature is not to interrupt. Also, remember that there is safety in numbers. If you can enter the bowl in a group of 10-20, you're that much better off. Remember, keep the lid on, (without a straw too) have other snacks, (so it looks like you came right from concessions) and be in the middle of conversation. If you get too nicey-nicey with the REA staff, they'll think something's up. Play it snotty, but play it cool. Now that you've successfully got your booze into the arena, mixed yourself a drink, and arrived at your seat, enjoy your drink. Nothing says Old Time Hockey like a 50/50 mix 7&7. Or whatever your fancy. Enjoy. *Disclaimer: This post is for entertainment value only. Airmail does not condone disregard for the rules and practices of the management and staff of Ralph Engelstad Arena. Airmail further does not condone consumption of alcohol by minors, even though he consumed a lot as a minor. Airmail also says if you try it and get busted, I will not be held responsible. You obviously weren't smart enough to pull it off, and dumb people shouldn't be killing more brain cells with alcohol anyway.