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If you were a dog fan, you would have shipped Sandy out long ago as an abject failure.

I'm sure the players will be relieved to hear.

Your job is to jump in that pickup and run to the supply store for couple a tubes of grease and pick a couple of Big Mac super meals on your way back. And try to get the right shyt this time.

I love Mariucci--I'm not complaining about it. But you have to admit it's difficult to think about the rink without also thinking of smelly, slope-headed, nose-picking gopher fans. Decent rink though.

Injuries happen. To all teams. The team will just have to step up.

You probably blow half that responding to male enhancement mailings, partly out of need and partly out of ignorance.

You really thing Dean wouldn't anticipate what his clone would do and leave his goalie in the dressing room after the second intermission. Give the guy some credit--he won two banners!

If Deano was coaching both teams it would be cool to see both goalies pulled with 4 minutes left.

Ahem. The UND traditional circle of sticks dates back to the winter of 2013-2014, and no UND team has ever been known to perform the ceremony after a Beaver game, nor has any UND player been known to perform it before an encounter with a beaver of any kind.

Opposing teams really crowd our Dmen at the blue line when we are on the PP. Need a Travis Roche out there to keep them honest.

Well played period outside the cross ice turnover.

The problem with the rest of us, gf, is that we don't hold ourselves and others to high standards like you do.

Now there's a Yogi Berra statement.

The way he spells, he might have meant Bob.

I liked Pat S, and at first I was pissed at Hammer's lack of hockey knowledge. But he has enthusiasm, and I'm growing kind of fond of his goofy statements, partly because I don't think his goofiness is a contrived bit. We're all Hammer in more ways than we'd like to be, I think. So Hammer me--I'm OK with it.

Gopher fans can be at their desks working at 7:00 and still be at the game at the usual time. Even if they work in Hastings.

Did the Fenway grounds crew run the tarp out on the ice?

I hope so. The guy makes me feel young again, when the weekend isn't the same without getting Hammered.

I hope Hammer doesn't get normal on us.

So you were flopping around the closet stopping imaginary pucks. You goalies are a strange breed even in retirement.

You've shut down better than Rocco, haven't you Wilbur?

Be nice to score several more, but a 1-0 game might be just what Gothberg needs.

Minor is a good call.

Ready to get Hammered!

Look, it's no secret all Gopher players wear panties under their breezers and like to give you the little wiggly middle finger when you shake their hand. It would make me want to lash out in disgust too. I'm sorry, Mariucci; I know you're sensitive about this kind of thing and you are a guest here, but it's just not normal.