Taz Boy

Please not Flickertails. Please not Flickertails. Please not Flickertails. ... How does this name get ANY support? You know, I slog through each miserable day filled with failure and disappointment; the realities of adult working life. I don't ask for much in return. A clean, quiet home, cold beer, and just one TV tuned to the NHL playoffs instead of Dance Moms, Beverly Hills Moms, some a-hole chef who screams at idiot junior chefs, some a-hole supermodel yelling at chubby people vomiting on the stairmaster, horrific plastic surgery addicts, former Olympians changing to old grandmas, stupid twenty somethings doing stupid things, and worst of all, Major League Baseball. And then I have to come to North Dakota based web media and see one of the WORST names in sporting history actually gain traction to replace the BEST name in sporting history. Please, someone provide a link to something somewhere on the web that actually makes some f'ing sense. Please convince me that logic, reason, sanity, and goodness still exist in the human condition. I'll start. This. taz

Has anyone converted the under consideration list to Excel yet? taz

Why the degrading language: "Only a fool" and "Your idea makes no sense" ? We've had several logo changes in recent history: Sammy, Blackhawk, Geometric, Brien. Shall we work on controlling measures for each since they would all be in competition for the new one? What about the interlocking UND? I bet many would prefer that to some weather graphic or petite bird. Going to be especially difficult to keep that pesky Blackhawk logo under wraps... still widely licensed and in use, internationally, and worn by former UND athletes no less! And, just how pathetic is this new logo that it needs to be protected from speech? An effeminate cowboy? A flower? Some sort of animal with big teeth that can be easily designed into a joyful, lovable mascot kids can hug at games? You can't control the public. Like guns, the Brien artwork is so widely distributed on merchandise that it wouldn't matter if a few more shirts and hats were commissioned by a tribe as owner and licensor. It is not going away for decades. The argument is to do what is honorable, not what is somehow advantageous for the University. You seem to fear the free market, and perhaps you should. A new nickname is going to suck for a very long time. That is an undeniable truth. It will be weak and lame and no self respecting Fighting Sioux fan is going to like it one bit. I say, nickname = state name = North Dakota. taz

I could. I think it's part of what Sioux hockey is all about. Way to go, Zane! taz

Go Fighting Sioux! My heart breaks for Coach Hakstol, his staff and players (former and current) who in my opinion are long overdue and have deserved a better fate time and time again. Unfortunately, in sports and in Eastwood westerns, deserve's got nothing to do with it. Sports are mixed with cruelty and joyfulness, love and hate, that's why there's so much passion. I hope Coach has a restful spring, and comes back swinging once again. Keep it light and positive, folks. Being part of Sioux nation is nothing to be ashamed of. The most respected program in all of college hockey, with the most respected coaching staff, is in Grand Forks, North Dakota. Let's worry less about #8, which is inevitable, and more about the joy of the journey and what it took to get there. I can guarantee you this, when Coach Hakstol finally does win that first title, I will ball like a little taz girl, laugh and scream simultaneously while dancing like a crazed lunatic. It is gonna be sweet, and perhaps a little disturbing for any children in the vicinity. taz

I didn't see any Snake so I thought I would give it a go.

Wild going to OT. This Zach Parise fellow appears quite proficient at the game of ice hockey.

What a great story. Need more of that. I checked the donor box, and apparently I've also decided to build a protective layer of fat around my mid section as a precautionary measure. Today's turkey will no doubt add to that. Go Sioux! taz

Ms Gaynor looks great!

Dude, I'm sorry but put a little rouge on that horse, tight dress and hand it a microphone and you will hear the best Gloria Gaynor impression of your life.

OK, but we need titles, as it appears all the important members have them. Mine can be "Director of Select the Fighting Sioux Nickname or I Will Go Ape-dung All Up in Yo Grill"

I hope they pick a name that is awesome. Like "Fighting Sioux" or "North Dakota Fighting Sioux" or something exactly like one of those two I just listed. Actually, I think I should be on the committee, because I'm very impartial, objective. I also think that Kelley should step in and select one of my suggestions if the committee does not offer at least one, and only one, of them for consideration. I'm pretty sure I could greatly contribute to the committees' efforts by respecting all opinions and recommendations as long as they are in full agreement with mine and ultimately result in the selection of "Fighting Sioux" as the new official nickname. I find that people are most respective of other people's choices when the choices aren't completely stupid, moronic, or born of a complete ignorance of all that is so. To that end, I try to embrace diversity of thought, like when someone suggests a really dumb nickname and then tries desperately to explain why it's something other than a magnificent sh!t sandwich. Most nicknames are just that; except of course for "Fighting Sioux". As a member, I will listen to their mindless ramblings, and actually pause gracefully for a few seconds before yelling vulgar insults at them. Finally, as committee member, I vow to insure the spirit of inclusiveness will extend to all of the North Dakota fans, such that their voice may be heard. Provided, of course, that the voice is saying something exactly like "Pick Fighting Sioux!", or "Taz Boy is Awesome!! w/ luv, K. Upton!" or "Blood test confirms it's not yours, taz!" and so on... Please vote for me for walk-on committee member. I will do my best to represent you, unless you are not very smart. taz

Probably PCM or Goon, but would join Team Cratter for a free calendar. taz

Dig the Cult. "Electric" album was out of the park coolness. Would very much enjoy seeing them live. Del Mar is a nice area too. Good times I bet. taz

It's hard for me to read this and not shake my head to the point of concussion. The little girl does not need help; she's fine. The bullying boy needs help. taz

My vote is with the kids in the video. The bus ride is a cauldron of filth; the words and phrases kids learn and use on the bus are shocking and degrading. Not all bus drivers are members of Mensa either. It's a tough world for our youngsters. The embedded link is a nice touch. Patronizing the hoi polloi unpracticed in the parlance of the supercilious elitist. taz

Solid recruit. Strong showing at this years Skate-Shovel Combine.

Here's a recruiting policy for your consideration, http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=92752 They like, uh, fix the ice and stuff. taz

This stands out to me... "“When I leave, it won’t be the last time I’m here, that’s for sure,” Grimaldi said. “I’m in the Fighting Sioux family now. I know the people here will always support me and I will support this team forever.” You know he means it. He is a special young man. In his interviews, Rocco always seemed to be looking beyond the moment, confident, and with purpose. Highly skilled athlete with a genuine personality and strong faith. Very proud he chose UND and wish him only and all the best. taz

The Sioux made me very proud tonight. They played great. Tough loss, but then again they always are when you play well enough to win. No shame losing to this Gopher team. They have all the weapons, and outstanding goal tending. I think Union might have the edge however. Should be a great title bout. Also, try not to post when you're angry. Crack open another beer, relax, it will all be fine. The boys will bring this level of play back next season and see where it goes. taz digs the Sioux!

Uhm, Good luck with that. Sorry. Just too easy. Seriously, I sent in my e-mail to Dr. Kelley, copied the GPB national office as well. Complete lack of leadership by the executive level and an embarrassment to the University. taz

A debatable topic indeed. They both are definitely getting their share of mental and physical stress. But, one must ask, regardless of youth sports-- who is in better shape when in fifteen years or so the boy marries the girl, and then stays married for oh, say, another 15-20 years? I'm guessing the mental stress leads to severe emotional trauma for the boy. Especially the Taz Boy.

My 13yr old daughter gets it far worse at dance practice. And, they aren't even at the select competition level. Not joking. taz

IBU = 99. It is quite a lively drink. Have to be careful, they sneak up on you.

No slush this week! I admit, my environmental control system is a bit out of whack. And, the food, I would have thought the frozen pizza from Schwan's to be a big hit! As for skunky beer, that's what you get when you pull an out of date Miller Lite from the back corner of the fridge. Surly Furious and Guinness sit proudly in front! And, no way should my on ice performance impact my arena score. No way. Sodbuster: Nope, no escalator. City code BS. But, if I could inlay an image of the Fighting Sioux logo in my driveway, you know I would.