The Sicatoka

No kidding. Everyone knows Sasquatch is a wine connoisseur.

More likely that Killdeer would be Dickinson/Watford City. Carrington would be Jamestown/Devils Lake.

Yes, but every quarterback and his mother in the stands can be made uncomfortable by halftime.

Just "Reapers".

One could argue that the exposure is drawing attention of opposing coaching staffs. Those staffs aren't fools: they'll start fishing in the same ponds (see: J Kill).

"Don't hate the player, hate the game." It's the NCAA's game. They're a private club. They can make as many arbitrary and capricious rules as they like. The majority of the members went for it and those are the rules now. Do they make any logical sense? They don't have to. Again, private club. Clarence Darrow could've represented UND and Tom Clifford could've still been president, but the way the NCAA set up the game, they'd have lost too. We played; we lost: Man up and move on.

Threshers? Reapers.

So 22. (Dress 20, 12+6+2, for a game.) With 26 on the roster (15+8+3), and pretty sure "Scrabble" (the third goalie) and St. Clair and Stetcher are at home, so I wonder which other forward is home (Murphy? Sanderson?) because I'm quite confident in predicting they took all the healthy defensemen.

Arrow, no feathers, would probably be safe. Arrow, with feather = problem. Why? The Watertown (SD) Arrows have people protesting them in the past. No sense going there.

You're just trying to ... needle ... them, right?

Do they travel 22 or 23? Do we know who is still back in Grand Forks? OK, OK, pretty safe to say that Stetcher and St. Clair are home, but who else? I'd think they'd take all seven healthy defensemen. Did Sanderson show enough last week to make the trip this week? People gotzta know ...

I pity the fool who messes with Happy Joes. Solution: " ... if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ... " Or for you younger generation folks ... " ... if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire ... "

MADISON, WI (AP) - Wisconsin AD Barry Alvarez announced today that he's hired Barry Alvarez to be the new head football coach of Wisconsin. New football coach Barry Alvarez announed his offense coordinator will be Barry Alvarez and the defense will be led by coordinator Barry Alvarez. Questions regarding this release can be directed to Wisconsin SID Barry Alvarez.

There's a special spot in Hell for someone who'd rob a Happy Joe's. Do not mess with my taco pizza.

Uh, no. From the Settlement, page 8, paragraph j "Intellectual Property", basically: - UND retains (must retain) all rights to the trademarks (of logo and old name) - UND has the right to transfer it to a tribe if they so choose - UND must take actions to protect the trademark as long as it possesses it http://www.ag.nd.gov/ncaa/SettlementAgreement.pdf To my knowledge UND has not transferred the rights to any tribe.

Guilty as well.

Two years ... < facepalm > ... http://www.grandforksherald.com/news-education/task-force-outlines-plan-pick-new-nickname-3631898 This should be done for a decade by now.

Here, in a nutshell, is why the old name is not an option: There is a settlement that makes the old name no longer an option.

Now, to those thinking we can sit in this limbo forever,

Sorry to put urine into yababy8's Fruity Pebbles, but ...

Shepherds! But can we get approval?

Millionaires. (We have the right colors.) "Straight cash, homey."

Apparently the mumps outbreak in the NHL has hit the NJD and Travis Zajac. http://espn.go.com/new-york/nhl/story/_/id/12009746/travis-zajac-adam-larsson-new-jersey-devils-diagnosed-mumps

You say "hockeywood" and I think "Meghan Mutrie" ...