The Sicatoka

Try this.

Dear Dave, You are entitled to a viewpoint. I never said otherwise; however, I am not, in any way shape or form, required to respect your viewpoint. I will go to my grave defending every American's right to their viewpoint, but not all viewpoints are equal so some I don't respect. In this case, I view you as a textbook definition turncoat and see your viewpoint in that light. And, before you retort it, no you don't have to respect my viewpoint either. Signed, A University of North Dakota fan

Now that there wasn't evidence for charges Lynch will end up back in those same "bloody stool and dehydrated urine" colors he had on before.

He used his "Speak and Spell".

If you were a Washington Bullets fan and didn't like the new Wizards name you probably became a Knicks or Sixers fan. It's just a sports franchise. I am a University of North Dakota fan.

What I paid for: an education, a university experience, a career, a pretty decent life. So I respect that University for what it did for me. Sure, there are bumps in the relationship, show me a relationship without bumps, but for me my relationship with the University of North Dakota, and all it offers, and all it did for me, goes far beyond a nickname and a logo. I love a University that has an athletics program and so much more.

"Goofers are insane" In other news, birds fly, fish swim, water is wet, sun rises in the east, and DaveK is a turncoat.

Looks to me like they need a new background screen for interviews ...

More from FB media day:

Stand by for a blasphemy alert ... I don't want to find out, but I think they might be able to go "RB by Committee" to cover Santiago for a couple games if the unspeakable came about; however, in that statement includes a lot of pressure on the "Committee" and on a healthy Studsrud. But of utmost importance: a healthy offensive line. Keeping them strong keeps the other guys upright also.

My (personal) expectations: 1. As good or better record. 2. No three-game losing skids. 3. No home losses. Do those and the rest takes care of itself.

I'd wear that shirt.

All of you, lose the politics. Signed, The Management

I wanted a UND FB helmet with just the four feathers of the Brien logo applied to the helmet so the helmet had the look of the logo. (I'm sure that would've been completely offensive as it would've been a sticker of an eagle feather.)

Complex? Uh, no. I learned that in just one visit to Bisonville.

Um, ... no. You'd start verging into "what the heck is that" messes like this.

They should've asked me in the first place!

NDSU Rube and Bobo Rule 1: It's UND's fault even when it's not UND's fault because it's always UND's fault. If you don't understand that, that too is UND's fault. If you don't like it or don't agree with it -- UND's fault.

It'll shock some, but even the fancy new NDSU "harvest" helmet has ... < gasp! > STICKERS! < dramatic bah-buh-BAAAH! music here > See it here: http://www.valleynewslive.com/sports/headlines/Bison-Football-Introducing-New-Helmets-339558632.html

So everyone has to use the font (courier) that's used for Nebraska's "N" and Alabama's numbers since Tom Osborne and Bear Bryant roamed the fields? Dare I point out that NAU used their new font for their numbers?

The NDSU policy was not very ... collaborative ... Those who know and understand what I just said know and understand what I just said.

Done before Labor Day I bet.

Nothing as long as only one car is on campus at a time I guess.

Add the plate from Grandma's sweet Buick La-Sab-re ride* to your permit. *The one with the wobble-headed cow in the rear window.

Kind of scary. Know who you are getting into a car with. http://www.inforum.com/news/4085802-fargo-man-claiming-be-uber-driver-lures-unsuspecting-woman-his-vehicle