7>4 Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 What is he a D Cup now? I wondered what that stuff actually did to guys, because it certainly didn't grow hair. Oh it grows hair, it's just that most of it is in your ears and on your back. By the way, for those of you who have had the pleasure of meeting NDH, you surely know that he did not use the Helsinki Formula. Rather, he utilized the Cleansinki Formula. He woke up, combed his hair, and then cleaned the sinki. Quote
THETRIOUXPER Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 Oh it grows hair, it's just that most of it is in your ears and on your back. By the way, for those of you who have had the pleasure of meeting NDH, you surely know that he did not use the Helsinki Formula. Rather, he utilized the Cleansinki Formula. He woke up, combed his hair, and then cleaned the sinki. I see another throw down in some dark Grand Forks alley coming out of this. How about the one behind my house? I'll referee. Quote
Goon Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 By the way, for those of you who have had the pleasure of meeting NDH, you surely know that he did not use the Helsinki Formula. What is the Helsinki formula? Quote
NorthDakotaHockey Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 What is the Helsinki formula? It's alot like plutonium, especially when in the wrong hands . . . . Quote
Goon Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 It's alot like plutonium, especially when in the wrong hands . . . . OK, gotcha... Quote
7>4 Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 What is the Helsinki formula? Miracle cure for baldness out of Poland introduced back during the Cold War. The "Source" used to import the stuff back in the early 80's. He'd use it on his own dome, refill the bottles with river water, and then resell it to desperate bald guys at a substantial mark up. Quote
NorthDakotaHockey Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 OK, gotcha... Actually, you'd have to ask all of the hairless twits on this board who wasted large sums of money on this "product" back in the days of their youth, all in a desperate reach to avoid the agony of catching glimpses of themselves in the mirror just prior to their going out courting for the evening. Quote
sprig Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 Actually, you'd have to ask all of the hairless twits on this board who wasted large sums of money on this "product" back in the days of their youth, all in a desperate reach to avoid the agony of catching glimpses of themselves in the mirror just prior to their going out courting for the evening. A good reason to avoid mirrors, you feel much younger without them Quote
7>4 Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 Actually, you'd have to ask all of the hairless twits on this board who wasted large sums of money on this "product" back in the days of their youth I think he did. Quote
NorthDakotaHockey Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 I think he did. You never could stand the reality that I have more hair than you do. While you were dribbling your dough down your leg on the Helsinki Formula, I was investing in Dead Sea Mud for all of my scalp needs. I could never figure out why my plain brown boxes always arrived from some post office box in Kentucky, not from the Middle East. Ah, yes. The dog days of summer on a hockey board. Remind me again what 7>4 means? Quote
Sioux Posted July 6, 2007 Author Posted July 6, 2007 You never could stand the reality that I have more hair than you do. While you were dribbling your dough down your leg on the Helsinki Formula, I was investing in Dead Sea Mud for all of my scalp needs. I could never figure out why my plain brown boxes always arrived from some post office box in Kentucky, not from the Middle East. Ah, yes. The dog days of summer on a hockey board. Remind me again what 7>4 means? it means that 7 is greater than 4 Quote
the"source" Posted July 6, 2007 Posted July 6, 2007 Miracle cure for baldness out of Poland introduced back during the Cold War. The "Source" used to import the stuff back in the early 80's. He'd use it on his own dome, refill the bottles with river water, and then resell it to desperate bald guys at a substantial mark up. I have told 7>4 many times 1 part of my formula was the Helsinki (bootleged not the crap sold here in the states) step 2 was to rub whiped eggwhites into your scalp after smapooing. My secret and this is key PRELL SHAMPOO that stuff is magic! I don't think this will help NDH or 7>4 it is to late for you guys. It could help some of our younger freinds, that still have hair to run there fingers thru (like ME) Quote
Runninwiththedogs Posted July 7, 2007 Posted July 7, 2007 You never could stand the reality that I have more hair than you do. While you were dribbling your dough down your leg on the Helsinki Formula, I was investing in Dead Sea Mud for all of my scalp needs. I could never figure out why my plain brown boxes always arrived from some post office box in Kentucky, not from the Middle East. Ah, yes. The dog days of summer on a hockey board. Remind me again what 7>4 means? NDH, I have the hook-up for you on dead sea mud. God. I don't freaking post for over two months, and THIS is the thread I read? Quote
redwing77 Posted July 7, 2007 Posted July 7, 2007 NDH, I have the hook-up for you on dead sea mud. God. I don't freaking post for over two months, and THIS is the thread I read? I thought your 2 month hiatus was just you hatin' Quote
GeauxSioux Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 T.J. Oshie: 'Pact' mentality keeps Blues prospect in college So as the Blues continue their rebuilding project next season, Oshie will be back in a college uniform. He made a pact with three UND teammates to stay in school and help the Fighting Sioux win an NCAA championship. Taylor Chorney (Edmonton's second-round pick in 2005), Joel Finley (Washington's first-round pick in 2005) and Ryan Duncan (an undrafted player who won the Hobey Baker Award last year) were part of the deal. "It was a family situation, and I didn't want to leave that," Quote
Siouxman Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 I have told 7>4 many times 1 part of my formula was the Helsinki (bootleged not the crap sold here in the states) step 2 was to rub whiped eggwhites into your scalp after smapooing. My secret and this is key PRELL SHAMPOO that stuff is magic! I don't think this will help NDH or 7>4 it is to late for you guys. It could help some of our younger freinds, that still have hair to run there fingers thru (like ME) The way a bald friend of mine explained it to me is: "You only have so many hormones in your body. If you want to use yours to grow hair, that is fine. Me, I choose to use my hormones in other ways!" Quote
Sioux Posted July 8, 2007 Author Posted July 8, 2007 The way a bald friend of mine explained it to me is: "You only have so many hormones in your body. If you want to use yours to grow hair, that is fine. Me, I choose to use my hormones in other ways!" like to make horsmone? oops typo Quote
Dean Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 T.J. Oshie: 'Pact' mentality keeps Blues prospect in college God, this sounds eerily similar to the Parise prediction............ Quote
the"source" Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 God, this sounds eerily similar to the Parise prediction............ Dean I didn't know you posted if it wasn't to cut down Goon's post, what's up with that? Man you must be hard up? Quote
AZSIOUX Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 God, this sounds eerily similar to the Parise prediction............ yeah, lets see, a 1st round draft pick who has the dough waiting for him VS a undrafted goalie whos stock would have never been so high who had to sign to get that contract before someone else took it..........hmmmmmm............. Quote
AZSIOUX Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 I certainly hope Joel Finley comes back! yeah, we need paul bunyan chopping down those piss yellow and crap brown baby trees Quote
Goon Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 I certainly hope Joel Finley comes back! Isn't that a done deal already? Quote
Diggler Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 Isn't that a done deal already? Joe Finley, yes. But I'm not sure about Joel Finley. Quote
AZSIOUX Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 Joe Finley, yes. But I'm not sure about Joel Finley. i think joel has signed a deal in the kazatztan pro league Quote
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