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Rest of the story- ........of the 100 schools that declined 95 laughed their ass off while the other 5 didn't think their facilities could handle that amount of piss on their streets.

The Bison were willing to play a CFL schedule, FYI.

Bison didn't try a home and away with the Fargo Invadors, yet. Maybe reach out to the Lingerie Football League. I feel you could of reached out more to convince everyone NDSU is the only team that wanted to play this fall.

The ideal game for NDSU is Stanford. It's close to San Francisco where you can piss in the streets all day long, no questions asked.

Bison PTSD (Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder). It was a real thing in Eugene Oregon.

True if you attend the same church. If not, you won't see him on Sunday.

Thanks for the laugh.

When you wear expensive ass cloths that make you sweat and that every coochie in a 30 foot distance start to “drip” This is my favorite definition. It's all about the coochie.

I can't even wrap my head around how stupid these "precautions" are. The MVFC is in 5-6 states ranging from the Dakotas to Ohio. Like somehow just playing in conference is a major deterrent against the modern day plague known as Covid. It's so stupid. Anyway, I better get my cloth mask and rubber gloves back on just to drive in my car. It's close to insanity right now. I am prepping my cardboard poster of myself, going to ship myself UPS all season, make all home and road games. Good post by the way, I'd be happy with this as a football schedule.

If he can help deliver a Natty I'm going to overlook the grammar and dis on prior team(s) work ethic.

I agree. We went from $2.2 million deaths, to flatten the curve, to how many cases can we find and along the way somehow totally lost perspective on life and the inherent risk of living free. 2020 Football season, "if any", is limited in games and travel......like an intramural season.

Texas State must be devastated after their 3 win dogshit season last year, now this. How much bad news can a program take?

The Privileged Midwest Conference it is, then.

1st off, the Yankee Conference will be offensive to someone and will have to be named after a bird.

Any UND Football player takes a knee and it's over for me. It's all going to hell anyway, you'll see shortly that players are 'paid' now in CA and any player can transfer at anytime because of a perceived social injustice. It will be sickening to watch things go down the tubes.

I'm barely holding on to the Vikings and will until someone takes a knee on the team.(probably this year) NHL hockey is looking a little more attractive right now. And still holding onto UND athletics. But anymore of players being offended to the point they can't function because of a word or words spoken and I'll just hang it up for good. I'm not investing time and money in what's becoming an unimaginable pansy-ass culture across the sporting world, including UND.

I agree with this on an objective level. Heading into the season on paper it doesn't look good for the guys in green. And I mean for most games, on paper, not just K-State. Luckily, we still get to play the games (maybe) and hopefully we are a big surprise this year in the MVFC. FYI - the most dominate conference ever in the history of football since we are in it now.

65-75 plays in a game. How many touches did he get in games he played? What is the right amount? Who should of had less touches? If your opinion is more, then you must have an opinion for who should of had less. I used to get pissed about my touches in Junior High, and players are pissed every level up including the NFL.........whether is right/wrong/selfish/unselfish/confident/cocky/etc. I wish we still had him on the team!!

#74 Looks like Gronk!!

Grambling with 6. NDSU with 4. Sure glad we avoid Grambling this year.

I prefer silent over the Drive-by Shooting Music Montage highlight videos.

So anyone that doesn't like playing one of the worst teams in college FB is an idiot? It worked out well the last time we played them to start the season.

Like any decent team in any conference that isn't the worst conference in FCS....

Valpo last year - 187 points scored, 384 points given up against a juggernaut schedule.(1 Win season) After Valpo.....we're probably catching K-State and The New Newman Juice Boyz at the wrong time. K-State beat Nichols 49-14 last year, Bowling Green 52-0. So, just my opinion, but our 1st 2 games suck in 2020, Big Time Suck.