Siouxphan27

for how many times I've read the phrase "crapped the bed" on this website over the last six years, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try switching to couches.

In addition to what others already responded, I don’t think the claim of UND being a tough sell to recruits holds water when you compare to ISU. Their football stadium is a twin brother of the valley city winter show building.

Eat a bag of circus peanuts and consider yourself lucky.

I think a better plan for next year if Bubba is still coaching is to have the Potato Bowl first game of the year, everyone go to the French fry feed, have a good time, get your nuts dipped in battery acid as you head home, and never speak about or think about UND football the rest of the season.

Might as well save Schuster for the last three games of the season

Either that or old lady UND alums who are pissed off in the nursing homes right now watching this clown show.

How’s the battery acid nut dipping coming along?

Only if they want it to be 100% accurate

Too bad the storm wasn’t a little worse in the grand forks bemidji area.

No, you really don’t.

Heck let’s just not keep score then. Yay team! Let’s be good tryers!

I do a drinking game where I take a drink after every UND touchback. I’ve been proudly sober for over six years

I would take Bert and Ernie at this point. Anything is better than this

I’m more interested in layoffs than playoffs at this point.

When were 0-8 in the valley I don’t think the non conf schedule is really going to matter.

Old, expired, out of touch.

I think Velva would have given us a good test in this first half today.

Victory formation down by 24.

Shoveling snow is sounding more fun than watching

Defense just going through the motions.

Maybe Caleb Nelson should’ve been paying attention to his own responsibility instead of doing the hand jive

We could set a Guinness record for the worlds largest circle jerk.

Futility is ahead 74-0

We should try playing less retardedly.

God for dumb