Siouxphan27

I believe AC/DC has a song that Weird Al could possibly parody to describe the transfer portal.

It would be wrong if you didn't.

Hopefully other schools are taking notice. Please, any and all, other schools, take notice.

And yet, you’re here….

I'd take Ted Kaczynski over Kaminski at this point.

UFO- Underperforming Fruechte Offense.

run it 4 times

I noticed that too. But I’m sure he meant it in a generic sense. Besides, if he was talking about that other team, wouldn’t he have said turds?

I heard they could get him real cheap….like a dollar an hour!

The name Mensah is certainly misleading; there's been nothing Mensa about his ability to assemble a team.

good for him. he was the ideal short yardage possession type receiver needed to help a young quarterback (or now, two young quarterbacks). but KOC decided to ignore that strategy in favor of chuck the pigskin as far downfield as you can, and pray.

Grammer?

I’d like to raise a glass to you arriving safely back on land.

could maybe shorten it to just Rope-a-Fruechte.

The mid 90’s.

a year ago, with Sam Darnold, Daniel Jones, and JJ McCarthy on the roster, who would've thought Max Brosmer would be starting for the Vikings? Woof.

Now they're saying "9" may have suffered a concussion. If everyone in the organization needing their head examined went into concussion protocol, that blue tent would be packed.

Bilbo Baggins?

The ugly percentage. Idk, but more turd fans than I’d like to see.

Just Huus and a couple guys from Polaris.

Bruce Vilanch?

We could kill two birds with one stone if we collected more players who can shoot.

Walmart.

What if I told you this was directly below the ledge you’re standing on?

How does that support Slow’s argument? If anything it makes his use of FBS rankings even sillier.