He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice, Brian Faison's narrowing, them down.....
He's seen you when you're coaching, he knows of your mistakes, he knows if your teams have been bad or good, so be good for UND's sake. Oh,
You better not suck, better not lose, turn this thing around and we'll celebrate with booze, Brian Faison's coming, to town!!!