NoiseInsideMyHead

Everybody should just make out checks to “Mafia Man” and put “fleece” on the memo line. Shaky handwriting all around. Let him explain that to the bank. And the FBI.

It'd be nice if men's hockey came back.

Nominee for post of the year.

Need to start saving up money to buy that curtain for the upper bowl.

Of course, we'll want to induce labor prematurely, so as to minimize their time in the box.

Interesting thought. You know...fertility drugs could greatly increase the chance of multiples.

Speaking of women's rights, word is there is some opposition to the plan to allow UND recruits to be genetically engineered to sprout skates in utero...mostly on the part of women.

Count me among the uninitiated and generally disinterested, but isn’t curling in danger of extinction due to the scarcity of the stone traditionally used? Real Sports did a story on this a few years back, and it painted a bleak portrait of the future. Apparently there are shockingly few natural or synthetic alternatives.

Fair question, and something that most people probably don't understand. Bottom line: a kid announcing on Twitter where he is going to lunch carries more weight. http://www.ncaa.org/student-athletes/future/recruiting Per the NCAA Bylaws:

Not sure what's more annoying...the endless stream of pubescent commitments or the sadly predictable allegiance to a defunct nickname.

Closing Space Aliens should get someone run out of town. Oh, how I long to once more eat French Fries served in a cone, suspended on a wire rack over my entree, while the kids play Skee-Ball.

Looking at the list posted above, I'm not worried at all. Virtually all of Nebraska's non-conference games have been widely available for years, and the @ Big XII games (KSU, ISU) should have decent regional coverage for those of us in the central time zone. SEC games (Mizzou) are usually on ESPN3 if nothing else.

At least one other person (and an NHL insider, at that) shares your sentiment...

Gives Melrose more time to get sauced.

Agreed. When does it end for him? Does he only plan to track NCAA stat lines for formerly rostered players while they're still playing? Any and all UND commits? Girls who may have given a passing thought to playing at UND when they were, like, 12? It just continues to strike me as petty and ultra-, ultra-passive-aggressive. Or maybe there's a hard-core group in Grand Forks that actually remembers some of the players by name, and who likes to re-live the pain over and over.

Predictable tweet Cue the sycophants I've tried not to dogpile on the WH situation, but this is cringeworthy.

Sides of milk cartons.

Anybody have any screen shots of the crowd from Game 1?

Does it qualify him to hire on as Kennedy's Chief of Staff?

Rumor is they're going to have one heck of a 4th of July party on the patio with the unused pyrotechnics.

This storm has not quite lived up to the hype. When the media throws around words like "historic" and "crippling," I just expect to see something special. The wind is still howling in GF, but the snow is so wet and heavy it's hardly moving around.

Unless there's cysts...on the walls of their lungs.