NoiseInsideMyHead

Meh. At this point, driving around a Plymouth Laser on the ice would be fresher...and far more interesting.

Mascot could be Pepe le Sioux.

Red Fox? The Sanford marketing tie-ins would be epic. "Lamont! Schedule my colonoscopy."

http://www.grandforksherald.com/news/local/3650324-grand-forks-clothing-alteration-shop-robbed-man-knife You'd have to be a frickin' idiot to rob a tailor shop. How much cash can they possibly have on hand?

Having several consecutive years of legitimate HB candidates and front-runners hasn't exactly worked out for UND big picture-wise, so this could actually be a good sign.

Affliction.

And once the new gear catches on, it's only a matter of time until it ends up on the big screen...

"Fans, it's time for another Hormel Power Play!" "Let's meet the IBP Three Stars of the Game!" We could even rename the court at the Betty "the Killing Floor". This has potential.

UND geography major, right there.

http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/university-north-dakota-spending-obscene-amount-money-nickname-transition/ Holy crap, I agree completely with Rob Port. Surely the apocalypse is nigh.

How on earth would professional bull$%!# shovelers - er, I mean, consultants - participate in a competitive process? By smell?

Inclusiveness (even if feigned) ain't cheap. But I gotta say, at those rates, the consultant could have thrown in the extra day for free and still not had to remove her kids from private school. WTF?!?

Every time I hear the Russian anthem, I can't help but think of this scene from Red Dawn. (And that was 30 years ago!)

Fight song's already written.

Domi = proof that worthless thugs and cheap-shot artists can reproduce.

Can we petition to change the title of their anthem to "F Canada"?

The men's teams are set...

Off. Would that be Easy, Jack, or F? Or Nikolai Volk?

Truer words were never spoken. Winning is a state of mind, and can obviously transcend coaches and individual players. Not a Bison fan, but, wow.

The chants could be epic, with fans pointing to a different female on each "Ho".

Probably better than Seamen.

Now there's a name change idea. Would solve the Notre Dame dilemma, too.

Checked out the new ICON Sports Center this evening. An awesome facility of which Grand Forks should rightfully be proud.

Screening, or clearance. Big difference, there. http://www.foley.com/intelligence/detail.aspx?int=8593 Pick an original name, and there are no problems. Pick something that everybody and their brother is using, it will all come down to having a distinctive logo/mascot and even then, you could still have problems. Not to mention the lack of decent domain names. And therein lies the problem of a "public" process; you pretty much have to buy up dozens of domains before the list goes public or else the cybersquatters will have a field day.

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?