NoiseInsideMyHead

http://www.grandforksherald.com/news/local/3657652-marliyn-hagerty-professor-has-notable-history-und "He's trim and erect..." Has Marilyn finally lost it? I don't care how many definitions there are for that word.

Thinking back to the TV interview during the second intermission, can UND stop spending money on nicknames for a minute or two and spend just a few bucks to buy Katie Hale a freaking stepstool?

Take one furta team. Let's hear it furta boys. That's one furta record books. How furta I have do go? I pre-furta stay at home. I don't have to wear a condom because my girlfriend isn't furta. I won't take this any furta. Furta.

In a different time, the marketing tie-ins with Skoal could have been HUGE.

Hmmm...UND could incorporate the song "Wooly Bully" into its marketing and in-game entertainment. This has potential!

No need to be a jerk. You're the one who used the words "interlocking ND" and "unique." Ain't no "context" gonna fix that.

Except that the interlocking ND is not unique. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Meh. At this point, driving around a Plymouth Laser on the ice would be fresher...and far more interesting.

Mascot could be Pepe le Sioux.

Red Fox? The Sanford marketing tie-ins would be epic. "Lamont! Schedule my colonoscopy."

http://www.grandforksherald.com/news/local/3650324-grand-forks-clothing-alteration-shop-robbed-man-knife You'd have to be a frickin' idiot to rob a tailor shop. How much cash can they possibly have on hand?

Having several consecutive years of legitimate HB candidates and front-runners hasn't exactly worked out for UND big picture-wise, so this could actually be a good sign.

Affliction.

And once the new gear catches on, it's only a matter of time until it ends up on the big screen...

"Fans, it's time for another Hormel Power Play!" "Let's meet the IBP Three Stars of the Game!" We could even rename the court at the Betty "the Killing Floor". This has potential.

UND geography major, right there.

http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/university-north-dakota-spending-obscene-amount-money-nickname-transition/ Holy crap, I agree completely with Rob Port. Surely the apocalypse is nigh.

How on earth would professional bull$%!# shovelers - er, I mean, consultants - participate in a competitive process? By smell?

Inclusiveness (even if feigned) ain't cheap. But I gotta say, at those rates, the consultant could have thrown in the extra day for free and still not had to remove her kids from private school. WTF?!?

Every time I hear the Russian anthem, I can't help but think of this scene from Red Dawn. (And that was 30 years ago!)

Fight song's already written.

Domi = proof that worthless thugs and cheap-shot artists can reproduce.

Can we petition to change the title of their anthem to "F Canada"?

The men's teams are set...