People ask me, "Hey JohnboyND7, what is the biggest adjustment down there in the Panhandle?" My answer is "Other than sweating my balls off 8 months out of the year, I am stuck with Taco Bell rather than God's chosen...T-Johns."
It's a crime against humanity every time a T-Johns closes. Meat and Potato burrito ought to be something every American of every race, creed, economic class, etc. is entitled to.