Fire Poolman? that is the nuttiness thing I have ever typed.
If this keeps up I may start drinking again. Hear that team? Save the world, win one or even two to keep this old fart safe.
Sign him up... can't be hard to paint the green to a prettier shade, the piss yellow may not cover as easy... but not like you are trying to make an 'SU gal learn how to use indoor plumbing.