The Sicatoka

You can't fill a void with a nothing. We had a Ferrari. It was declared illegal for the road. Worse? We're stuck with no car until 1/1/15. But, please, when we can have one, no Yugo or Ford Fiesta.

Silly me. I forgot that when UND dropped "that" moniker it was given power to solve everything from world hunger to simple, chronic halitosis. Clearly, UND should've foreseen non-UND students creating t-shirts with a non-UND logo attending a non-UND event at a non-UND facility and headed it off.

She's a proud graduate of the Don Adam School of Journalism. (Their motto is at the 13 second mark.)

Someone please send the "Fighting Whities" logo (from U of Northern Colorado intramurals) to these fine folks so they have the next windmill to tilt at in their crusade again mascotizing people.

Boston is on pace to run the Original Six... Toronto (I believe a Boston win put them out of playoff contention.) Detroit Montreal New York Rangers Chicago

... it's inhabited by twits running on about 10% of the information.

Taking shots at a dead guy? Nice.

If (big IF) that's true the poetic justice and irony is just rich: - Kupchella, the man they hated, let them speak freely, but let everyone else speak also - Kelley, the man they idolize, got them what they wanted, then gagged them Too good.

Racism now in FARGO! http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/434686/ Paging Mister Jeanotte, Mister Leigh Jeanotte ...

Ed Schafer for UND president. Why? Because over two years ago he realized that as long as there was no moniker things like this would keep sprouting up: You can't fill a void with a nothing. It's time to Ride On.

Frank Burggraf can offer me the Presidency of the United States. Frank doesn't have that power either.

Taylor suggests. Faison agrees to Taylor's idea. Taylor then reneges. Some would say there was a handshake agreement: Taylor offered, Faison accepted (shook the hand). Taylor reneging after that is not the way of North Dakotans.

8. UND must apologize for 1 through 7 (above).

MafiaMan, I'm sorry Goon missed your point.

Should UND apologize for Don Jones of the Dolphins tweet regarding the Rams drafting Sam? Should UND apologize to the Boston Catholic archdiocese for a group at Harvard hosting a Satanic black mass? Makes about as much sense.

The Pattyn announcement is rather anti-climactic. I'd rather see the final list of who's coming in.

Freudian slip?

"Phase I also includes spectator seating for approximately 1,500 and space for sports medicine." http://www.grandforksherald.com/content/und-athletics-construction-indoor-practice-facility-inches-closer

At risk of repeating myself:

"You can't fix stupid." -- Ron White

I've said with a "Rough Riders" moniker you could put sleeve stripes denoting class onto a player's jersey.

Recent regional headlines: HEADLINE: NDSCS student missing since May 1 HEADLINE: Drug charges filed against NDSCS student missing since May 1 First headline is heart-wrenching. Second headline fills in some (not all) of the blanks. The truth is somewhere between what each side tells you. (The media tells you the side that sells the most advertising space for them, normally the emotional side.)

Yup. And that can change in an instant, in any sport.

Wait a minute ... I thought fencing was something undertaken only by the black turtleneck and beret crowd*. *Tacit reference to how some NDSU fans used to refer to UND.

Yup. Yup. And contrary to what some in St. Paul think, it can't be legislated away. Yup. So let's not downplay it and call it bullying. Call it what it is and file the assault charge. If the assault can be proven, it'll get dealt with by the criminal justice system. Problem. Solved.