The Sicatoka

Imagine if he could've had Cris "all he does is catch TDs" Carter as a receiver.

Saturday: A 20 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 70. South southwest wind 9 to 13 mph. https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?x=237&y=128&site=sew&zmx=&zmy=&map_x=237&map_y=128#.W5KOduhKiUk

I am pro-Cugat when it's UND's defense causing them! One-Two-Three-KICK!

You had me until ... I fear Rudolph will have a "quadruple reverse flea-flicker Statue-of-Liberty draw play" moment.

And their place kicker won't miss, right?

1st and 10 at UND35 SANTIAGO, John rush for loss of 1 yard to the UND34 (Thompkins,Tracy;Garner,Jerry). Some of you will figure out who Thompkins and Garner are. Change it to Benning Potoa'e this week.

In honor of our new friend UWdogskat .... Did I misspell his handle? Oops. Sorry.

For UND to be in this game late: 1. Be clean: no turnovers, and probably have to be at least +2 in the category. 2. Be clean: no long plays against on specials teams, and no wasted opportunities. 3. Be clean: Ketteringham doesn't have to wash his jersey and stays upright. 4. Be clean: smart offense, throw aways instead of losses, an eye toward field position, time of possession mindset 5. Be clean: assignment sharp; wrap-up tackles; and a couple Cugat's generated by the defense wouldn't hurt.

It's what's for dinner.

I heard he was getting Best Buy merchandise that "fell off a truck".

The hot take on the radio this morning is Wentz won't see the field until at least Game 3.

1. Hang the rakes up on the wall hooks. 2. Hose off the mower and run it into the corner to make space. 3. It's not a "shed", it's a "remotely accessible, exclusive, free-standing man cave with rustic amenities located in a historic portion of Grand Forks County yet just minutes away from prime attractions". Geez, ... learn how to market, will ya?

Yeah, but that means people would have to listen to each other and show the respect they expect in return. Rare qualities these days.

Admit it: Browning looks like Doogie Howser.

I'm hoping: a) UND comes in with a positive mindset about being able to play with a PAC team (see: Utah, last season, only down one score at half) b) Washington remembers this, assumes, and is mentally still replaying "what if" from last week

Win the next snap. In football that's all there really is, ... so ... Win the next snap.

You've strolled through the bad puns thread on USCHO; you've seen my works.

True, but it was a regular season (Governor's Cup) game.

I have U-dub relatives out west. They've bragged up that defense since spring.

He was hobbling after that last shot he took late in the fourth.

I'd believe SHSU before the MVFC or BSC members. Why? Proximity to the Sun Belt.

Jake Browning / Dougie Howser

Massey is predicting 45-3 ... < ahem > ... "Cougs" ... He has Washington at 100% chance of winning; at -41.5; and the over/under at 49.5.

So will this guy give me my ask?