The Sicatoka

I didn't know you know me. I'm not that old, but I'm that guy: 215 +/- 5 off the tee down the middle, driver (or 1 iron depending on wind). Scrambles have me drive first (so the others can load up and rip) and putt last (as I get a full read).

Given Mafia comment about "Tawny" in the new scoreboard thread, look-ee, look-ee what is squirreled away on Mafia's iPod ...

Taz Boy, in the back of his mind, thinks to himself: ... here I go again ... That said, clearly Taz and Mafia don't know about Tawny after she met MLB lefty Chuck Finley ... ... the cool kids would say "she done gone cray-cray!"

Wasn't the story at one point from some quarters that the Engelstads would be upset if UND dropped women's hockey? Seems they had $4 million ... that they chose to spend on electronics, and not to save women's hockey.

My uncles who taught me the game would, as I'm hacking through cat tails looking for a sliced drive, stand in the fairway sucking down Camel smokes and chirp along about how there was "never a bad shot from the short grass."

That's what the rendering shows. I wonder what the Settlement Agreement actually says about that should the scoreboard see total replacement.

I'm already on the record saying losing SS Grimsley will hurt their defense worse than losing QB Stick will hurt their offense. (No disrespect to either's replacements intended.) Robby never seemed to make a mistake and was always there to cover up miscues.

Mr. Donovan made his choice. Let him go his own way and live with it. Move along. Nothing to see here.

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So they are moving the existing video boards to the north and south ends. Why not move one to each end and take the other two into the Betty (or the Olympic)?

I see they've struck a chord with you.

I was going to ask just that. If this has been in the works for a couple years ...

The woods stayed in the bag after #7 tee. More humbling? I'd play a shorter iron on #9 tee to get a good landing and then play the longer iron to the green.

Watched a guy ace #8 once. Still jealous. I figured out #9 my way finally: Put the woods away; play two irons to get on.

Hey, you were 1 for 2 in your original post. And put your phone down and get back to work. (I'm loading code so I have an excuse. )

You haven't, but I guarantee many others (like those paid to coach) have. It's not easy getting a group to that level, or keeping them there.

Clearly I'm not given that I chose A. "Your" (sic) lacking reading skills apparently.

Wrong. You always worry about the offensive line. It all starts there.

Now undoubtedly, given the choice between the two of: (A) three new OL starters, a first-year starting QB, the loss of a senior FB to NCAA suspension, and a new HC, OC, OL, and RB coach, but being the defending national champion or (B) one new OL starter, new OC and OL and WR coaches yeah, I'll take the championship. But, you can also see in (A) why some may question the road ahead.

Uh, um, ... FIPPA is Canadian law. Pretty sure that doesn't apply to the University of North Dakota ... unless what Gopher fans have claimed all those years really is true.

It would .... but after the delivery.

Imagine one of NDSU's lineman tests coming back clean ... but pregnant. ...

I know some of you have a priapism* for NDSU right now, but first things first: Drake. The Bulldogs are coming off a 7-4 campaign (2nd in Pioneer League) where their losses were @Montana, Stetson, San Diego, and @Iowa State. Looking past Drake would be a catastrophic mistake, especially having installed a new offense. To the NDSU fans reading this: Your opener? Butler? Meh. No worries. They don't get up for season openers. Look past them. You'll be fine. *That's for Mama Sue, the nurse, to explain.

There's the data I'm looking for. (The stuff geaux provided is like "sun rose in the east.")

Honestly? 6'4" but just 190*. He better add some muscle to that or he'll shatter when hit at DI level. *WR Maag is 6'4" and 200 and looks slight out there.