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Breaknin' bones in the hot sun

A Jeep fought Matt Greene and Matt Greene won.

A Jeep fought Matt Greene and Matt Greene won.

Stealin' money 'cause they had none

A Jeep fought Matt Greene and Matt Greene won.

A Jeep fought Matt Greene and Matt Greene won.

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I thought this was BS until I found a second source. That is amazing. Greene is now a living legend.

I had to re-read it again today. Man vs. SUV.

From the Canoe article:

"That's the hardest hit I've taken in awhile," deadpanned Greene, who expects to be ready to play against the St. Louis Blues tomorrow. "I'm sore. My lower body is sore. I got hit by a truck."

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From the Canoe article:

"That's the hardest hit I've taken in awhile," deadpanned Greene, who expects to be ready to play against the St. Louis Blues tomorrow. "I'm sore. My lower body is sore. I got hit by a truck."

The SUV is totaled. Greene plays NHL hockey days later. Oh. My.

What do you think Greene told the coaches and trainers?

MG: "I got hit by a truck."

EO: "Are you alright!?!?!"

MG: "Yeah, but you should see the truck, it's not."

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