YaneA Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 As Northstar points out in the CSTV thread, Friday's Feb. 13th game against CC is going to be on CSTV so let the sign ideas flow. If you can come up with one that uses C-S-T-V to spell out some message, that'd be great. Also remember that the next night is Valentine's Day. I'll start us off... Penalty box signs: [illustrated with a Jell-o salad or dessert glass full of yellow and black Jell-o] "There's Always Room for Canzanell-o" "Giving Up Scoring for Lent" Others: [to D-man Weston Tardy] "Is Tardy Ever on Time? "Even Siegfried & Roy Want These Tigers Beaten" [with appropriate Spanish punctuation, i.e. upside question mark and exclamation points] "CC? No! No!" "How the Mediocre Have Fallen!" Quote
Diggler Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 Martha Stuart Martha's Sister Got Sejna? And of course: Seperated at Birth? Quote
jojordan23 Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 I like this one, but it might depend on how tight the race is getting for the league title... LOST: A 3-foot high silver cup, named "Mac", last seen in Colorado area. If found, please contact the UND Athletic Dept. Quote
CoteauRinkRat Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 I like this one, but it might depend on how tight the race is getting for the league title... LOST: A 3-foot high silver cup, named "Mac", last seen in Colorado area. If found, please contact the UND Athletic Dept. that might be a little too early Quote
airmail Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 Seperated at Birth? Diggler, you are a genious. REA needs that one on the big screen, accompanied by "theme music"... Quote
The Sicatoka Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 On the penalty box glass: "This small cell is the Future Home of M. Stuart" If we were so lucky to see M. Stuart in the penalty box, a thought-bubble sign saying, "Some doilies and fresh flowers would really spruce this place up" would get a laugh. Quote
soSIOUXme Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 On the penalty box glass: "If we were so lucky to see M. Stuart in the penalty box, a thought-bubble sign saying, "Some doilies and fresh flowers would really spruce this place up" would get a laugh. A little Time to Rest... It's a good Thing! Quote
DamStrait Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 ...If you can come up with one that uses C-S-T-V to spell out some message... Colorado Springs' Tigers Vanquished Lame, I readily admit, but it satisfies the minimum requirements. Quote
redwing77 Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 I'm all for returning the favor of: DU Rejects Although I doubt he'd make the trip, there is a freshman named Sweatt so we could say "Sweatting the small stuff" or something like that. Quote
MinnesotaNorthStar Posted February 2, 2004 Posted February 2, 2004 The more penalty box signs we could get, the better. I'll try to come up with a few as the day goes on... I can't believe I'm saying thi, but, Diggler, pure genius on the Ron Jeremy sign. Quote
YaneA Posted February 2, 2004 Author Posted February 2, 2004 For use when CC goalie Zaba or McElhinney have been undressed by a Sioux scoring play: Experiencing a "Wardrobe Malfunction?" Quote
Diggler Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 I'm pretty sure this one wouldn't make it in the arena but, "Hey Chuck, when you stop acting like one, we'll stop saying it." Quote
Fedorov Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 I'm pretty sure this one wouldn't make it in the arena but, "Hey Chuck, when you stop acting like one, we'll stop saying it." That is a great sign. I think that deserves national coverage. Quote
sioux fan in phoenix Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 And of course: Seperated at Birth? I guess there's only one way to find out & I ain't goin' there Quote
YaneA Posted February 3, 2004 Author Posted February 3, 2004 I like the ideas being generated. In light of the Kupchella Commission on Fan Behavior being launched... "Welcome to the Ralph: Home of Banners, Not Manners" I asked several weeks back whether we'd rather have pro-Sioux signs instead of anti-opponent signs and no one semed particularly interested in that. Should we try to come up with some signs of good sportsmanship or do you think they would, Heavens to Betsy, be seen as facetious? "Welcome Worthy Opponents" "Wouldn't a Tie Be So Civilized?" "Tigers: We Admire Your Style of Play!" "May the Team with the Most Points Win (but only because that's the rule)" "We Will Rock You Then Apologize Profusely" Quote
CoteauRinkRat Posted February 3, 2004 Posted February 3, 2004 "Tigers: We Admire Your Style of Play!" "May the Team with the Most Points Win (but only because that's the rule)" I think these signs would be quite funny. Quote
MinnesotaNorthStar Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 For the Box.... "It's OK, we know you didn't mean to do it." Quote
forecheck Posted February 4, 2004 Posted February 4, 2004 YaneA, I like the "nice" ones, especially the banner/no manners one. Of course they're facetious, that's what makes them funny. Quote
YaneA Posted February 5, 2004 Author Posted February 5, 2004 Bumping this up for the purpose of securing your votes for the signs you'd most like to see next weekend. If you've got better ideas than these, post those, too. I'd like to get a start on these this weekend so let's hear what you think. Quote
MinnesotaNorthStar Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Don't forget the security guard requested one... "(Insert player name here) swings both ways" Quote
The Sicatoka Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 We'll put this one into M. Stuart-ese Sioux Hockey -- "It's a good thing." Quote
YaneA Posted February 5, 2004 Author Posted February 5, 2004 Northstar: Are you kidding!? Can't tell from the smilie. Did a security guard really request that sign? I'm assuming it's meant for an ambidexterous player? We could have this sign for Sioux penalties or opponent's goals: "Do-over" A tweak on my previous suggestion, means less cutting and pasting for me: "Beat the Tigers-- (signed) Siegfried & Roy" "Icing on the Cupcake!" Valentine's Day theme... [addressed to chunk o' beef player of Forecheck's selection]: "I've got a [heart] on for you" Penalty box, tagline from "Love Story" in which Ryan O'Neal played a Harvard hockey player, so it's kinda relevant: "Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry" Penalty box: "2:00 for Boring Us to Death" "Aw, Ref! That was Just a Love Tap!" [Not that Northstar will hold this one but...] "2:00 for Too Many Hot Men on the Ice" "2:00 for Checking the Cheerleaders Out from Behind" "Sk8r Boy: See You Later Boy" [Describing opposing goalie] "Shoots Left; Catches Nothing" "Beat Him Like a Rented Goalie" "A Pair of Parises Beats All These Jokers" Quote
UNDProud Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 "A Pair of Parises Beats All These Jokers" That's the best one yet!!!! Quote
MinnesotaNorthStar Posted February 5, 2004 Posted February 5, 2004 Northstar: Are you kidding!? Can't tell from the smilie. Did a security guard really request that sign? I'm assuming it's meant for an ambidexterous player? Yep, I'm serious. Forecheck was there too. And, of course it's about an ambidextrious player...what other meaning could it have. [Not that Northstar will hold this one but...]"2:00 for Too Many Hot Men on the Ice" No, I won't...Girls around me might "2:00 for Checking the Cheerleaders Out from Behind" add, "That's my job!"...I'll be happy to hold this one Might even be an ice-breaker with the cheerleaders to make my Valentine's Day a GRRRREAT one Quote
jojordan23 Posted February 6, 2004 Posted February 6, 2004 I like the cheeleader's sign idea also... Someone mentioned using the letters CSTV, so here you go, even though it is a little lame. Cheering our Sioux To Victory!! Oh, and someone has GOT to use the sign, "On a clear night, you can see Boston from here"! That one is must have!!! Quote
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